Wisdom of Love

Joke of the Day Posted on | June 30, 2011 | No Comments

If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful: If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, and repeat

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates :
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
She’ll evolve.

Statistician:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over Possessive:
If you love somebody don’t set her free.

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