New stewardess

The Jumbo jet has just ignored the Pearson Airport (Toronto), the final approach. The pilot phase will be over the intercom.

"This is the caption for Johnson. We have our final descent into Toronto. I would like to thank the flying with us today, and I hope that you enjoy your stay in Toronto. "

He forgets to shut down the intercom. Now the entire level may hear the conversation in the cockpit. Co says in the Pilot,

"Watcha gonna do Well skipper Toronto?

Now all ears listening to this conversation on a plane.

"No," says the times.This declaration must be made, "the first I ever check your hotel and take the Crap. Then I'll have you out of that new stewardess supper, you know, is a huge tits. I'm never gonna wine and dine her, her back to my room and fuck her all night. "

All of the plane to try to get a new look at the stewardess.

He is so embarrassed that he runs off to try and back to the Cockpit plane intercom. The middle of the aisle, he trips over the old lady on the bag and down she goes.

Old lady leans over and says, "you do not need to perform a dear, he's gotta take the shit first!"

New Stewardess

The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.

“This is Capt Johnson. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.”

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot,

“Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.

“Well,” says the skipper, “first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I’m gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and fuck her all night.”

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

She’s so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, “No need to run, dear, he’s gotta take a shit first!”

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