Three Golf partners

Three Golf partners, died in a car wreck and went to heaven.

Upon arrival they find they have never seen the most beautiful golf course. St. Peter tells them that they are all Welcome to play the course, but she cautions them there is only one rule: do not hit the ducks in the first three months here.

All men are empty phrases and, eventually, one of them asks you, "the Ducks?"

"Yes," St. Peter replied, "walking the course is made of millions of ducks and if one gets hit, he then one next to him the quacks quacks and soon they are all really the band and quacking overthrow it truncates the tranquility."If you hit, you will be subject to disciplinary action, the ducks, otherwise, all you need to enjoy. "

Upon arrival at the course, the men said, indeed, a large ducks everywhere. Fifteen minutes after one of the guys hit a duck. Duck quacked quacked and next to it is one of the deafening ROAR soon had the duck quacks.

St. Peter walked very cosy with a motor vehicle authorised to tow a woman, and asks, "Which hit a duck?"

The man who had done it admitted, "I."

St. Peter pulled off a pair of handcuffs and cuffed man's right hand woman left hand immediately comfortable. "I told you, hit ducks," he said. Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity. "

The other two men were very careful to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them had accidentally. Quacks was so deafening than before, and within minutes from St. Peter walked with the woman, even uglier. St. Peter cuffed man's right hand woman on the left hand of the cozy.

"I told you, hit ducks," he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."

The third man was very carefully. Some days he Wouldn't even move of fear and even nudge the duck. Three months after this, he was hit on the duck. St. Peter walked a man at the end of three months, and had him Knock the most gorgeous woman, outgoing woman man had ever seen. St. Peter is a man who smiled and then, without a Word, handcuffed him with a beautiful woman and walked.

Man, knowing that he or she be handcuffed for this woman, happy sigh to eternity, and wondered aloud,

"I wonder what I did to deserve this?"

The woman answered, "I don't know about you, but hit a duck."

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Three Golfing Partners

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.

Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don’t hit the ducks in your first three months here.

The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks, “The ducks?”

“Yes”, St. Peter replies, “There are millions of ducks walking around the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him quacks and soon they’re all quacking to beat the band and it really breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you’ll be punished, otherwise everything is yours to enjoy.”

Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asks, “Who hit the duck?”

The guy who had done it admitted, “I did.”

St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand. “I told you not to hit the ducks,”, he said. Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman. St.Peter cuffed the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand.

“I told you not to hit the ducks,” he said; “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn’t even move for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still hadn’t hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud,

“I wonder what I did to deserve this?”

The woman responds, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck.”

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