An American In Paris

This is a true story. My sister and spent two weeks in Paris. Local anger, of course, the Americans. Regardless of where we went we were rude waiters, store to find a solution to the problem of legal officers, subject to the protection of pedestrians. After a few moments, it began to irritate us.

One day in Paris, my sister went shopping. He came to the shop and started a search. He was the only customer in the store. He had to go through is the rack of clothes, the technician approached him and asked very per abruptly if he could help him.

My sister is now used in the treatment of the poor, and he fell to siivosti for his help. He continued to look the clothes. Then he noticed that every staff member was staring at him.

Defiantly he continued through the clothes. When he could no longer be this treatment, he turned on his feet so he holds high and left the shop.

She left, he noticed that the store sign read "Dry all-purpose cleaners."

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An American Attorney

American had just finished from a Guest lecture at school of the Italian law, when the Italian lawyer approached him and asked,

"Whether it is true that a person may fall within the scope of its own County, on the sidewalk, and for lots of money to sue landowners?"

Told that it was true, lawyer turned to his partner and quickly began to speak Italian. When they stopped American attorney asked if they wanted to go to the practice of law in the United States of America.

"No, no," one replied. "We are in the Americas and the Roadway."

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American In Paris

This is a true story. My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals obviously hated Americans. No matter where we went, we were subject to rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while it started to irritate us.

One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and started looking around. She was the only customer in the store. As she was look through the clothes on the rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her and very abruptly asked if he could help her.

My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she politely declined his help. She continued to look at the clothes. Then she noticed that every clerk in the store was staring at her.

Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes. When she could take this treatment no longer, she turned on her heels, with her head held high, and left the shop.

As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read “Dry Cleaners.”

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An American Attorney

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 8, 2011 | No Comments

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked,

“Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the landowners for lots of money?”

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

“No, no,” one replied. “We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks.”

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