Weapons of Mass Destruction

Posted on Day joke | 13. November 2010 | No Comments

It was following the Indian Cinco de Mayo. Professional Tony Blair, who was watched on TV over the phone, with the exception of the celebrations got his friend Bush:

"India!" cried Blair.

"What about India?" asked the säikähdys Bush.

"We are on the English made a mistake George," said Blair, "the need to get back to the colony than India!"

"You can have a serious Tony?" asked the increasingly säikähdys Bush.

"Yeah, this is not the India we will not let go of about 60 years ago," said Blair, "this is we would be proud of is now the colonies."

"Whatcha Plannin ' to do so?" asked the Bush.

"We did it, why George Saddam. Attack them."

"You sayin ' Me?You're not, I hope, I am goin ' you can subscribe to are you? "

"I helped you, you can use the Iraqi George forgettin ' or sometin"?"

"Yeah, but we had a good excuse to Tony we had there lookin ' non proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"

"So we will do the same here in George. we will tell you the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction is planning to waive recovery of an Indian!"

"I do not know whether we are doing, India is a democracy, Tony, you know the right thing?"

"I lied on your behalf, Iraq, George.Almost lost the elections, on your behalf. I'm sure you can do this for the benefit of the lil ' for me. ..India back to my colony than our world power back! the world of the British rules! are you heard along George? "

"I thought it was the United States of America, which was contained in a contract concluded by the communities, Tony."

"We will work together with George rulin '. you and me is one of the partners in India, when I get my back to the Future George to talk about., that Manmohan feller, telling him his weapons of mass destruction, to dispose of or otherwise ...!"

"Okay, because you have closed the Tony. you can call me back for five minutes."

"Which is to acquire my ships ready?"

"For what?" asked surprised Bush.

"For the war, dammit," put the phone, and he waited for Bush to speak of the Indian Prime Minister, Tony walked, He cried. little globe, he had his office table and circled the Indian gleefully.

The phone rings and he ran to lift it up.

"It is me, Tony," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"

"Aye Aye sir, of the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, attention is permanent.

"You can send them to India," said Bush.

"You can fight?" asked Blair happily.

"Does the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction picked."

"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked the confused with the Blair.

Bush "Manmohan said would know, because it is yours to the people who will be carried out," said.

"What the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.

"Their politicians, their members the MLAs," said happily, "Bush said, Manmohan, may take them all back to England, where they were trained for years ago that people that share and ...!"

View the original article here

This post was made using the Auto Blogging Software from WebMagnates.org This line will not appear when posts are made after activating the software to full version.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Joke of the Day Posted on | November 13, 2010 | No Comments

It was the day after India’s Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:

“India!” shouted Blair.

“What about India?” asked a startled Bush.

“We English made a mistake George,” said Blair, “I need to get India back as a colony!”

“You serious Tony?” asked a still more startled Bush.

“Yeah this is not the India we let go some sixty years ago,” said Blair, “this is a colony we would be proud to have now.”

“So whatcha plannin’ to do?” asked Bush.

“Why George what we did to Saddam. Attack them.”

“You sayin’ we? You not hoping I’m goin’ to join you are you?”

“I helped you in Iraq George, you forgettin’ or sometin’?”

“Yeah but we had an excuse there Tony, we were lookin’ for weapons of mass destruction, you remember?”

“So we do the same thing here George. We tell the Indians to give up their weapons of mass destruction!”

“I don’t know whether we are doing the right thing Tony, India is a democracy you know?”

“I lied for you in Iraq George. Nearly lost the elections for you. I’m sure you could do this lil’ favour for me.. With India back as my colony, we’ll be back as a world power! Britain rules the world! You heard that phrase George?”

“I thought it was America who was doing the ruling Tony.”

“We’ll do the rulin’ together George. You and me will be equal partners once I get my India back. Come on George talk to that Manmohan feller, tell him to give up his weapons of mass destruction, or else..!”

“Okay Tony since you insist. Can you call me back in five minutes.”

“Shall I get my ships ready?”

“For what?” asked a surprised Bush.

“For war dammit,” shouted Tony as he put the phone down and waited for Bush to talk to the Indian Prime Minister. He walked over to a little globe he had on his office table and circled India gleefully.

The phone rang and he ran to pick it up.

“Tony it is me,” said George, “how many ships you got ready?”

“Aye aye sir, the Royal Navy is ready for action!” said Tony, standing at attention.

“You can send them to India,” said Bush.

“To fight?” asked Blair happily.

“No to pick up their weapons of mass destruction.”

“Whatcha talkin’ about?” asked a confused Blair.

“Manmohan said you would know ’cause it is your people who made them,” said Bush.

“What weapons of mass destruction?” whispered Blair uncertainly.

“Their politicians, their MPs, their MLAs,” said Bush happily, “Manmohan said you could take them all back to England where they were trained years ago by your people to divide and rule..!”

View the original article here

This post was made using the Auto Blogging Software from WebMagnates.org This line will not appear when posts are made after activating the software to full version.