Japanese Women vs Chinese Women

1.Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.

Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.
Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.
Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.
Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.
China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.
Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”
Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together.
Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.
Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.
Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.
Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.
Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.
Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”
The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today.”

The differences between men and women

Nickname: If the Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they call each other with the Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go brewsky, they each other affectionately refers to as the Fat Boy, Godzilla, peanut-head and Useless.

EATING OUT: entry and inspection, Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack is thrown for each $ 20 bills, even though it's only $ 22.50. None of them have anything less, and nothing really as they want to change back. When the girls get their check out upcoming pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: male has six items in her bathroom-a toothbrush, razor, shaving SOAP, Dial bar soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. 437 is the typical woman bathroom items, on average. The man will not be able to identify most of these items.

FOOD SHOPPING: the Woman makes a list of actions he needs and then goes out to a store and buy these things. The man waits until the only items left on his refrigerator is half of a lime and soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. The man reaches the checkout counter, the time of her shopping basket must be packed tighter than the cars of Clampett Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this does not prevent him from uploading 10-items-or-less lane.

Footwear: work on the preparation of the places the woman in the Mondi Wool SUIT, then the packing slip for the Reebok sneakers. He will take the plastic bag from Saks, her dress shoes. When a woman Gets the job, he put his dress shoes. Five minutes later, he will kick them because his legs are below. The man in the same shoes used to pair your computer all day.

CATS: the women's love of cats. The men say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING up: Woman dress up: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, you will receive an e-mail message. Man dress for the wedding of.::

LAUNDRY: Women do Laundry every couple of days. A man of each article of clothing she used by owns, including his surgical pants, which were the hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. Finally, when he is, he used the dirty clothes on the Samsung inside out, rent, lease, and the journey takes her to u clothes mountain in the Laundromat. Men expect to always meet the beautiful women in the Laundromat. This is a re-runs "of love, American style.". "old episodes retained the illusion

OFFSPRING: Ah, the children. The woman knows all of the children. He knows the dentist appointments and soccer games, and a literature and best friends, and your favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. The man of the House also knows some of the short the poverty threshold.

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Ain't No joke in the world for women, according to Keith Wright-book review

Author Keith g. Wright has released the latest insertion of his "Ain't No joke" in the series. Unlike his previous two books, one about the invitation to tender for the information of the parent and another surviving teenage days-this is about something he has never gone through ... is a woman. The man, or even within the-this man writes book on dualism and the roadblocks that modern women face on a daily basis take?

"The women of the world Ain't No joke: beautiful, intelligent & Powerful in the world of the Holy Ghost, unpardonable" is incorporated into the facts of the history of the meeting of the women have suffered from the appearance. Starting at our forefathers (or foremothers) of the fight against the equal rights of today's woman, who battles the glass ceiling and women in the media of entertainment for processing times for sex has always been barriers. Wright, a passionate picture of the situation of women that paints the history of the future, we look at the disturbing, as he calls on society to put an end to the disrespectful behaviour towards female air crew. He considers his book call to all the women on their daughters and granddaughters to speak against the injustices-fate. The men are blamed for everything, and "is not always the man at the helm of the disaster."

Wright makes a thorough review of the work to demonstrate that the "Modern" world not as mighty as a knowledgeable and we may think would be the presentation of statistical data. Violent crime, divorce, lack of education and the amounts of the refunds are just some of the problems. Wright, American women's turn to lead in favour of and to the entire world. I think that most of his astounding scenes of the book consists of a modern woman, paralleling the current Straits of Black America "downfall". "Women and Black America divided the entire lead is similar to the civil rights Era and it comes in, the pace of the current degradation, they may share a similar fall. .. today, Black America, and the importance of running plays out of ... and the u.s. women appear to be bent, brilliant in the same trail, eyeing the fate of the very similar." He also notes the racial slurs in the double-standard-Don Imus, the words still ringing tones from a strong but our ears D.L. Hughley's comments on the Jay Leno Show, heard them, but not in the public outcry, millions of Edicomiin.

"The women of the world Ain't No joke" is not at all what I expected. Admiration, combined with the inspiration and motivation to achieve in writing, of his race, religion, and even gender across borders. I found myself becoming more and more intrigued, as I got deeper Wright's message in this paper, a preliminary inspection of the community. Women of all ages are sure to find "the World of women Ain't No joke" informative and eye-opening when men are learning is the adoption of sons and boyfriends, marriage, men and fathers.

One of the mother of the boy as Keith g. Wright took his first hand-from the perspective of what life is like for today's woman and bring beautiful, intelligent and powerful words. Activated for society as a better tomorrow, he calls today's women to receive disrespect, and at the same time, regardless of the fighting against the cause in the world, they need to succeed. objectifying Regardless of race, religion or sex "the World of women Ain't No joke" is a wonderful tribute to the past and for the message, empowering our future. So what I believe in the man-of-this man writing in this kind of book? I believe that his mama raised him with Wright.

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17 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5

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Differences Between Men and Women

NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it’s only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of “Love, American Style.”

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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The difference between men and women

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For example, suppose that a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named "Elaine. He asks her out of the movie; She accepts; they are quite in good time. A few nights later, he asks her out to dinner and again they own. They still see each other regularly and after either one of them sees to anyone else.

Then, when they are driving home one evening, the idea takes Elaine and without really thinking, he says it aloud: "Don't you see, as of today, we've been seeing each other exactly six months?" And then not a silence car.

Elaine, so it feels very loud silence. He thinks for himself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Perhaps he knows is limited to our relationship; Perhaps he thinks I am some kind of obligation to attempt to push him, that he does not wish to or are not sure.

And the Roger thinks: Gosh. For six months.

And Elaine thinks: but Hey, I'm not so sure I want to this type of connection, either. Sometimes, I was a little more space, so it is time to think about whether I want to help us Continue moving, we have steadily toward … way really I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other in peace at this level? We are heading towards marriage? Towards children? Toward a lifetime together? I am ready for the level of commitment? I know you really even this person?

And the Roger thinks: … so, which means it was … let's see …When we started to go out in February, after the car dealer was correct, that means … lemme check the odometer … was Wow! I'm way overdue for oil change.

And Elaine thinks: he is shocked. It can be displayed on his face. Maybe I am reading this completely wrong. Perhaps he wants more, more peace, more commitment; Perhaps he is a recognized – even before I felt the feeling that I had some reservations. Yes, definitely, that is Why he is so ... reluctant to say anything about their own feelings. He is afraid that it will be rejected.

And the Roger thinks: and I'm never looking at them again. Don ' t care, these morons say it has not yet been shifting to the right. And they better not try to blame the cold weather, at this time. What is the cold weather? It is 87 degrees, and this thing is like in the case of the former and I paid $ 600 for the thieves to these incompetent.

And Elaine thinks: he is angry. And Don't blame him. I want to be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I think the way you can help. I am just not sure.

And the Roger thinks: they are likely to say, it is only a 90-day warranty … scumbags.

And Elaine thinks: maybe I am just too idealistic, is expected to be a Knight in the start-up Riding his white horse, when a person sits perfectly good, come and enjoy a person I really care about the person, the person who actually seems to care. A person who is in pain, because my centered, schoolgirl-Romantic fantasy.

And the Roger thinks: the warranty? They want to guarantee? I'll give you the warranty. Take their warranty and shove it … … … … ….

"Roger," Elaine reads aloud.

"What?", says Roger, säikähdys.

"Please Don't torture yourself in this way," he says, his eyes begin to brim and tears. "Perhaps it should never have … Oh gosh, I feel so … " (She violates, sobbing).

"What?", says Roger.

"I am such a fool," Elaine sobs. "I mean, I know, none of the Knight. I really know that. It is stupid. Not a Knight, and not not horse. "

Roger "is not a horse?" says.

"You think I'm fool you?" Elaine says.

No!, "says Roger, glad finally knows the correct answer.

"It is just that … it's that I … Needed for an extended period of time, "says Elaine.

(Not more than 15 seconds, although the Roger thinking as fast as he can to try to come to secure a response. Finally, he becomes the one, that he or she thinks might be able to work.) "Yes," he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touched his hand.) "Oh, really Do, Roger so?" he says.

"How?", says Roger.

"In this way, the time," says Elaine.

"Oh," says Roger. "yes ..."

(Elaine rotates to face him and gazes into his eyes, deeply sales descriptions become very nervous about what he might say, especially if it relates to the horse. Finally speaks.)

"Thank you, Roger," he says.

"Thank you," says Roger.

Then he considers his home and he lies in his Bed, conflict, tortured soul, weeps, and before the advent of when you get back to his place, Roger, he opens a Doritos bag, turn on the TV and becomes a deeply involved in the immediate Run tennis court together, he never heard of two of the Czechoslovakians. Their minds far away in the recesses of the Tiny voice tells him that something important was going back there in the car, but he is pretty sure he will never understand what, and so he figures it is better, if he does not think about it.

The next call to his closest friend of Elaine, or maybe two, and I'm going to talk about this situation six straight hours. Rigorous detail everything he said and everything he said goes on again and again, looking for each word, phrase, analyze, and for the meaning of a gesture, taking into account all possible Ramification nuances. They continue to discuss the matter, the current week, perhaps months, never reaching a definite conclusions, but never getting bored, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, play racquetball, one day he and Elaine's mutual friend with stops just before serving, frown, and say:

"The usual, Elaine never own a horse?"

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Women are nothing but trouble

These two boys were both just got divorced, and they swore that they never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up North to Alaska to go and never see the woman again.

They got up and went to the store, seller, and told him, ' give us enough supplies to last the two men for one year. "

The trader was one of the gear and each one of the top of the deliveries, he provided the Panel with the fur around the hole in the hole.

The guys asked, "what is the Government?"

The trader said, "well, if you're not women, and you may need this."

They said "no way! We've sworn off women's lives! Women are nothing but trouble. "

The trader said, "well, the boards of appeal with you, and if you do not use them to refund the money next year.

"Okay," said and left.

The following year, this guy came and said to the supplier site

"Give me a few deliveries in the last one man for one year."

The operator said, "no, you can here last year with your partner?"

"Yeah," said Guy.

"If he or she?" asked the trader.

"I shot him," said Guy.

"Why?"

"I got him in bed with my Board!"

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The Difference Between Men and Women

Joke of the Day Posted on | January 31, 2011 | No Comments

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six months?” And then there is silence in the car.

To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn’t want, or isn’t sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I’d have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward… I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: …so that means it was…let’s see…February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer’s, which means…lemme check the odometer… Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He’s upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I’m reading this completely wrong. Maybe he Wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed-even before I sensed it-that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that’s it. That’s why he’s so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He’s afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I’m gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don’t care what those morons say, it’s still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It’s 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He’s angry. And I don’t blame him. I’d be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can’t help the way I feel. I’m just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They’ll probably say it’s only a 90-day warranty…scumbags.

And Elaine is thinking: Maybe I’m just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I’m sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I’ll give them a warranty. I’ll take their warranty and shove it …………….

“Roger,” Elaine says aloud.

“What?” says Roger, startled.

“Please don’t torture yourself like this,” she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. “Maybe I should never have… Oh gosh, I feel so…” (She breaks down, sobbing.)

“What?” says Roger.

“I’m such a fool,” Elaine sobs. “I mean, I know there’s no knight. I really know that. It’s silly. There’s no knight, and there’s no horse.”

“There’s no horse?” says Roger.

“You think I’m a fool, don’t you?” Elaine says.

No!” says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.

“It’s just that…it’s that I… I need some time,” Elaine says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.) “Yes,” he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.) “Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?” she says.

“What way?” says Roger.

“That way about time,” says Elaine.

“Oh,” says Roger. “Yes…”

(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

“Thank you, Roger,” she says.

“Thank you,” says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it’s better if he doesn’t think about it.

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine’s, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:

“Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?”

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Women are Nothing But Trouble

Joke of the Day Posted on | March 22, 2011 | No Comments

These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.”

The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

The guys asked “What’s that board for?”

The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.”

They said, “No way! We’ve sworn off women for life! Women are nothing but trouble.”

The trader said, “Well, take the boards with you, and if you don’t use them I’ll refund your money next year.

“Okay,” they said and left.

The following year this guy came into the trader’s store and said

“Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.”

The trader said “Weren’t you in here last year with a partner?”

“Yeah” said the guy.

“Where is he?” asked the trader.

“I shot him.” said the guy.

“Why?”

“I caught him in bed with my board!”

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