Report cards

Actual NYC teachers on their report cards for their final narration, annotations. All the teachers were reprimanded!

1. in my last report, after your child has its lowest point, and has begun to dig in.
2. does not allow this student spawned.
3. your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. your child has a choice in the village idiot.
5. my son, set low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
6. the Student is "fully six pack", but it is missing documents in the possession of the plastic together.
7. this child has been arrested too.
8. when the tour is a subsidiary of IQ reaches 50, he would be sold.
9. Ports are down, the lights are blinking, but the train is not here.
10. If the student no longer stupid, he is kasteltava twice a week.
11. it is impossible to believe, the sperm, which created this child to beat off the other million.
12. a bicycle is coming, but the Hamster is gone.

The two Sisters playing cards

Had the 2 playing cards as well as the sisters … virgins. One Friday and Gladys Betty says, "not going to die, virgin, … I'm going and I am coming Home ' til I established! "

Betty says, "well, make sure that you are at home to 10, so do not worry about you."

around 10 o'clock rolls and Gladys … is not the 11 o'clock …12 o'clock …

Finally, about 1: 30 AM, the front door flies open. That run directly on the bathroom Gladys ….

Betty goes to them and the doors of the "are you okay, Gladys?"

No answer, so he opens the door and his underpants sitting around him with the ulkomaailmasta, the legs spread and Gladys, his head stuck between his legs to itself will be reviewed.

"What Gladys??? What is wrong? "ask Betty.

"Oh, it was Betty 10 cm long, when it went to the chatting and 5 when it came out. When you search for the second half of your life, you never have the time! "

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Report Cards

Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded!

1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When tour daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t here.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

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