Railway Company

Lady: this is my train?
The drive Master: no, it is the responsibility of the Railway Company.
Lady: do not try to be funny. I mean ask if I take this train in the direction of Kuala Lumpur.
The drive Master: n: O Madam, I am afraid is too heavy.

Charlie Company

Joke of the Day Posted on | December 29, 2010 | No Comments

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, “I’ve got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we’re going to change our underwear.”

The troops started cheering at the news.

“Now the bad news. Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy…”

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Railway Company

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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