Elderly widow

Posted a day in the life of a joke | 18 February 2011 | There are no comments

Worried that they will not hear any apartment in the elderly widow, mother, said his son,

"Tony, you'll be taken to the nearby and see how the old Mrs. Pierpoint is?"

A few minutes later, Tony returned.

"Well, is he Okay?" asked the mother.

"He is okay, but he has a rather kokevien with you," remarked Tony.

"At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?"

Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpoint said, none of your business is how old he is."

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A Elderly Man

Joke of the Day Posted on | January 2, 2011 | No Comments

A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,

“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”

The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father… I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

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Elderly Widow

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 18, 2011 | No Comments

Worried that they hadn’t heard anything for days from the elderly widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son,

“Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?”

A few minutes later, Tony returned.

“Well, is she all right?” asked the mother.

“She’s fine, but she’s rather annoyed with you,” remarked Tony.

“At me?” the mother exclaimed. “Whatever for?”

Tony replied, “Mrs. Pierpoint said it’s none of your business how old she is.”

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