Rich and lonely widow

 rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

THE RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE LIFE AND FORTUNE THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. DOES NOT WIN ME
2. DOES NOT RUN OFF
3. MUST HAVE a LARGE BED

For several months, his phone rings his Doorbell, was constantly ringing tones, he received the absurd mail … all tonnes. None of the men seemed to meet his qualifications.

Then, the Doorbell rang one day yet again. He opened the door to find the man, not the arms and legs lying on the mat is not Welcome. Perplexed, he asked, "who are you and what?"

"Hello," said the man, "the search is over. for I am your man of your dreams, now is not the arms so I can beat you, and now so does the setae can not run away. "

The old woman asked, "what makes you think you are such a big bed?"

And he replied, "the Doorbell rang, you?"

Elderly widow

Posted a day in the life of a joke | 18 February 2011 | There are no comments

Worried that they will not hear any apartment in the elderly widow, mother, said his son,

"Tony, you'll be taken to the nearby and see how the old Mrs. Pierpoint is?"

A few minutes later, Tony returned.

"Well, is he Okay?" asked the mother.

"He is okay, but he has a rather kokevien with you," remarked Tony.

"At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?"

Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpoint said, none of your business is how old he is."

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A Rich And Lonely Widow

Joke of the Day Posted on | March 11, 2011 | No Comments

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON’T BEAT ME UP
2. WON’T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail…all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?”

“Hi,” said the man “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.”

The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?”

To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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Elderly Widow

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 18, 2011 | No Comments

Worried that they hadn’t heard anything for days from the elderly widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son,

“Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?”

A few minutes later, Tony returned.

“Well, is she all right?” asked the mother.

“She’s fine, but she’s rather annoyed with you,” remarked Tony.

“At me?” the mother exclaimed. “Whatever for?”

Tony replied, “Mrs. Pierpoint said it’s none of your business how old she is.”

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