rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read:
THE RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE LIFE AND FORTUNE THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. DOES NOT WIN ME
2. DOES NOT RUN OFF
3. MUST HAVE a LARGE BED
For several months, his phone rings his Doorbell, was constantly ringing tones, he received the absurd mail … all tonnes. None of the men seemed to meet his qualifications.
Then, the Doorbell rang one day yet again. He opened the door to find the man, not the arms and legs lying on the mat is not Welcome. Perplexed, he asked, "who are you and what?"
"Hello," said the man, "the search is over. for I am your man of your dreams, now is not the arms so I can beat you, and now so does the setae can not run away. "
The old woman asked, "what makes you think you are such a big bed?"
And he replied, "the Doorbell rang, you?"
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