Showing posts with label Which. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Which. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Robots With a Sense of Humor and AI Androids Which Tell Jokes


Can we design Artificial Intelligent Systems, which tell jokes? In the future we will have robotic androids and it would be great if they had a sense of humor? Is it possible to program personality and even a sense of humor into an AI Machine? Can we develop AI Programs, which can create new jokes and tell them to humans, which we will consider funny? That would certainly be pushing the realm of current abilities in AI.

This subject recently surfaced in an online think tank when one member stated; "Translation engines make such funny alterations of intent all the time. For example, put your resume into babelfish, translate it to Chinese, then to French, then back to English. It's an amusing result, but not intended as humor. This is it's best effort."

Yes I see your point and why sometimes best efforts is unacceptable and thus this brings me back full circle to my argument as well, just as your resume went around in circles to come up with an amusing result. It is not good enough is it? And I believe that an artificial intelligent robotic android is not good enough and I am not sure I want one which cannot laugh at my jokes and recognize them or make their own and ones I have never heard of unique thinking and joke making.

What if an artificial intelligent machine could spit out two resumes? One perfect in every regard and another, which was a joke. Stating that from 1992-1997 you were the King of England, from 1997 to 2000 you ran the World Bank and from 2001 to 2006 you have been the Emperor of China and you are seeking employment as a computer programmer for IBM? You would laugh too hard, think that was the coolest machine in the World and then it would spit out your perfect resume in every regard to take with you? Consider this in 2006 and lighten up; have a sense of humor. Consider this in 2006.








"Lance Winslow" - Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is an online writer in retirement.


Friday, 19 November 2010

Jokes Are the Reason to Smile Which Works Like a Magnet to Attract Everyone


We interact with each other for different Purposes in the business deals, Family functions, Journey or Picnic etc. Some are good friends and relatives. Heart and mind gets impress with them who have got Jolly nature with good sense of humor. Smiling Faces are welcome in every occasion. Sparking eyes with smiling lips gives a relaxation to the interacting person and makes the moment unforgettable. Smile is like a Magnet. It makes the human being a Flamboyant personality.

Smile helps in healing procedure of body and reduces the stress. It strikes a balance between different aspects of life.

The thing which bound to happen, we can not change. The only thing which is our hand is to face the situation boldly, answer them with a confident smile and positive action.

Doctor often says to their Patients that "Do not take any tension and keep your self happy". Because a happy-go-lucky. It reduces tensions.

Smile is a cooling system of Heart, Sparking system of Eyes, Lighting system of Face, Relaxing system of Mind, So activate all your system, Keep Smiling. It costs nothing and gives many hidden advantages.

God gives Life once, so why to waste it in depression tensions and crying. Enjoy what you have got.

Celebrate small-small happiness with your family and friends. Live each and every moment. Whenever you meet with anyone, try to make him happy. For that you can start with jokes and Pranks. It creates a fiction of funny moments.

Short Jokes are helpful in bringing immense amount of Laughter. One can gather funny material like jokes and funny stories from Internet, television laughter shows, comics and magazines etc. A good joke helps to cheer up the mood.

Jokes prove like a helping hand in burnout the anxiety.








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