The computer enough time

1. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been reserved for a year! "

2. you forgot the TV remote control will not be able to work with you.

3. you can see something fun and shout, "lol, lol."

4. you can fill in, to prevent the mailman and I swear, he said, you'VE GOT MAIL.

5. you can log on and the screen says were 3 days and 45 minutes.

6. you can fall asleep but instead get the dreams of the IMs.

7. you can buy a laptop computer and a mobile phone in the car so you have AOL.

8. product support calls for help.

9. you can beg your friend receives an account, so you can "recreational."

10. you get another phone line just for Pizza.

11. you can purchase vanity car street sign on the screen-name.

12. you say "he he he he" or "oh oh oh" instead of laughing.

13. you can say "scroll up", when someone asks what it was you said.

14. you can sneak away from the computer when all goes to sleep.

15. you can talk on the phone you send an instant message with the same person.

16. you can view the off-line identity, which is annoying and the Ignore button convenient.

17. you can start to experience the "Cancel" after a period of time is not online.

18. "If the time to go?"

Authorization, you can sit in the AOL expects that certain specific person's sign in 6 hours.

20. you can get in the morning and go online to get your own coffee before.

21 … …You can stop the sentences with … ... three or more periods of … ….

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Enough Time On The Computer

1.A friend calls and says, “How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!”

2.You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

3.You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”

4.You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

5.You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

6.You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

7.You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

8.Tech support calls YOU for help.

9.You beg your friends to get an account so you can “hang out.”

10.You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

11.You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

12.You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.

13.You say “SCROLL UP” when someone asks what it was you said.

14.You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

15.You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

16.You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

17.You start to experience “withdrawal” after not being online for a while.

18.”Where did the time go?”

19.You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

20.You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

21……You end your sentences with…..three or more periods…….

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