Parrot

The man tries to buy a parrot, but several weeks may not be able to get it to speak a single word. In desperation, he takes the advice of a professional bird.

Training tells him that the Parrot beak is too long to prevent him from speaking. He says that he can file it in the $ 100.

Parrot owner thought that was rather expensive and wondered aloud if he could only file it will fix itself.

Training tells him is a very delicate procedure and trained Professional. If he still wont be enough for the file to speak, bird, but he, too, the bird drown the files at the same time his drinking water.

The man decides to think that and leave the Parrot.

Several weeks later, the vocational education and training takes place in order to meet the requirements of the owner of the Parrot, which looks rather than down. The Parrot and the man in the sense he replies that his Parrot is dead.

"Did you try to file his beak down yourself?" asked the vocational education and training.

The man nods his head.

"When you try to drink thereof were drowned, and he his water right?"

"No," replied the Parrot owner, "he was dead When I took out of his head, vise."

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Parrot

A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get it to speak a single word. In desperation he takes the bird to a vet for advice.

The vet tells him that the parrot’s beak is too long which is preventing him from speaking. He says that he can file it down for $100.

The parrot’s owner thought that was rather expensive and wondered aloud if he could just file it down himself.

The vet tells him that it is a very delicate procedure and must be done by a trained professional. If he does not file enough, the bird still wont be able to talk, but if he files too much, the bird will drown while drinking his water.

The man decides to think it over and leaves with the parrot.

Several weeks later, the vet happens to meet the parrot owner who is looking rather down. He inquires about the parrot and the man replies that his parrot is dead.

“Did you try to file his beak down yourself?” asked the vet.

The man nods his head.

“And he drowned while trying to drink his water, right?”

“No,” replied the parrot’s owner, “he was dead when I took his head out of the vise.”

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