Showing posts with label Joking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joking. Show all posts

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

You may not be joking!


I don't know about you, but I get much of a joke my emails arrive in the goods. One guy in particular now that hardly a day without something to go by.

Sometimes they are half-splittingly hilarious, and at other times, they will not only make the grade-I suppose there is a question of taste.

In any case, had set up a cleaning agent to dissolve contaminants, or Outlook Express, you will be able to make the hard disk space, more recently, the personal folders (now a whopping 20 Gb and already I get a little space-be these Mp3s...)

Anyways, I knew I was in the "Vitsejä'" folder, in the light of the large amount of memory (it is full of pictures, video files, and so on), so I decided to cull was needed.

I went down in the list, I had no problem in removing the turkeys, but it broke my heart to delete jokes that could make me laugh for the second time around.

And then it hit me. Why not make a perfect Funniest Stuff ebook? In this way, I removed the hard disk and compress them all neatly packaged in one ebook-file. And thus, the "101 jokes via email to your friends-" the idea was born.

It was never my intention to sell this ebook. However, it was never my confidence either that it might turn out to be a resounding success.

Sure, I knew that it would be popular with visitors. When all joke collection is always a popular idea, and it's free, well Hey, the better.

However, the point is, I never fully understood just how much of the other fun little book can create. You will receive at least 100 extra visitors EVERY DAY, thanks to the book, which only I put together to save disk space.

Not bad enjoyable "work" for two hours.

What is the moral of the story?

Very is the three of them:

MORAL # 1: Free e-books is the best way to promote the company on the Internet.

MORAL # 2: People like jokes! Humor is always in demand, and Yes, many people are willing to pay for it.

But here is a tip, if you plan to sell the joke--e-books do not follow the General "101 jokes" ebook. It sold some copies, but not enough. A much better approach is to apply to the user group.

Instead of the "101 Dance Jokes to e-mail Your Friends, why not" 101 hilarious jokes, I think, for the mothers waiting "," 101 hilarious jokes to lawyers with the conscience "or" 101 hilarious jokes Dairy farmers. "

Okay, I admit that the second title is not much in the market, but imagine the other:) to the novelty of the idea of the value of the gift.

Okay the joke books will take you to a specialist for more than a joke books in General, but you have to think of the fun along the way.

When you set up the translation in the target market for the appropriate collection of jokes, all you have to do is to ensure that the objective of their own promotion, the right people, and, Hey presto, you have the money!

MORAL # 3: The number of the infinite is selling e-books and ideas and the future of these ideas is much easier than you might think you can. And when you know how to pluck out of thin air, cool ideas, ebook publishing, with a view to contributing to the success is a simple matter of e-books to the right target market.

Have fun!








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Friday, 8 October 2010

You Must Be Joking? Incorporating Humor Into A Speech Or Presentation


Using humor in a speech or presentation can help to add an air of authority to your content because everyone loves to laugh! One of the ways to use humour in a speech is to incorporate a joke that is relevant to your content.

Now, in order for that joke to work you need to edit it down and interpret in your own way. Don't feel that you're not qualified to do this. You are don't worry. As long as you can speak and paraphrase you're going to be fine at editing a joke. I understand that it may be difficult to understand the process of editing a joke, but I'm going to do my best.

The point of this article is not to turn you into a comedian. It's to help you spice up your content with humor so that you can connect with your audience and have them feel confident with your ability as a speaker or presenter.

Firstly, make sure you're on your own. Like... sitting in front of your computer. Okay, take your joke and say it out loud. You will probably stumble over the words because jokes that you find in books or on the internet have extraneous words because they help with the reading of the jokes. But these words aren't necessary for the actual spoken delivery of the line.

Most jokes have a small story element to them and so that's what is included. For example they will contain words like: "One day..." or "...and says". Those are structures that we are used to and that help us when we are reading the joke. But they are not at all helpful when you have to deliver that joke.

So read the joke out loud a few times to familiarize yourself with it. Then put it to one side and repeat it a few more times. Just give yourself a bit of "rehearsal" with it. What will begin to happen slowly is that you'll forget bits of the joke and, as a result, paraphrase the joke into your own words.

You'll naturally make shortcuts. Believe me, this is not a bad thing. This is exactly what you want to happen. As you do this try to cut out the storytelling elements. Try to get straight to the meat of the joke. For instance if the joke begins: "one day a CEO turns to one of his employees and says sternly..." You can edit the joke so that it reads: "A CEO turns to an employee and says..."

You cut the word sternly because you should say what the CEO says to the employee in a stern manner. You don't need to tell your listeners how the CEO is speaking because you pretend to be the CEO. So that's 6 words that have been cut and 1 word that has been added.

It's also better to keep the joke in the present tense. Even if it's happened in the past. You'll say something like "last year..." then the tense will immediately change as if it's happening right now. That street joke has got to unfold in front of your audience like it's happening in the here and now. It makes it more immediate for the listener.

How do you know what will make the joke work? Well, the punchline is pretty important. The set-up is important as well, but that can usually do with a bit of trimming. The punchlines are the bit at the end that gets the laugh. Sorry if I'm stating the obvious for some of you, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page.

I'm going to refer to a joke that I'm sure we all know: "why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side". The punchline in this case is "to get to the other side" so this is important to keep because that's the line that will generate the laugh.

That said, the set up line is also very important because if you just said the line "to get to the other side" you will get a lot of blank stares. So you need: "why did the chicken cross the road?". But what you have to be careful of is to make sure that all the important details are there. The chicken is important as is what the chicken is doing.

Remember that editing and delivering a joke are fused together at the hip. You need to practice the joke out loud again and again so you are familiar with it and it flows naturally.

You should also make sure that you personalize the joke if you can. Don't make it any CEO if you can safely make it your CEO. But obviously you have to be careful that you don't offend anybody and risk losing your job. The best thing to do is to make yourself the butt of your jokes. By laughing at yourself you are more likely to win the audience over to your side.

So to re-cap: Find a joke that is relevant to your theme or topic in a broad way. If you cannot find jokes specifically about the Human Resources Department, maybe there are jokes on a broader scale. Exactly what point are you making about H.R.? That they're really organized? That they're incompetent?

Then you need to say your joke over and over again out loud so that you become familiar with it. By doing this you will naturally edit bits of the joke out that don't work for you because you will forget bits. Next go through the joke with a fine-toothed comb edit out any story elements. Finally, make the joke personal and in the present tense.








Jason a Humorist, Speaker and Consultant based in London, England. He provides empowering speeches, valuable business training and morale-boosting entertainment to businesses, colleges and private functions. Check out Pro Humorist