Showing posts with label There. Show all posts
Showing posts with label There. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

How many were there?

A man and a woman had been married for some time, when the woman began to question her husband."I know you've been much before the woman ... how many were there?"


My husband replied, "look, I do not want to upset you, had many. Let's leave it alone."Wife continued to beg and plead.


Finally, the husband gave in. ";" Let's see, "he said," there was one, two, three, four, five, six, YOU, 8, 9, "

Monday, 31 January 2011

There is a need for a common

Posted on Day joke | 14. October 2010 | No Comments

Q: what Christmas tree and the priest is the common?
(A) the balls are decoration!


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Thursday, 6 January 2011

How many were there?

Joke of the Day Posted on | October 28, 2010 | 1 Comment

A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?”

The husband replied, “Look, I don’t want to upset you, there were many. Let’s just leave it alone.” The wife continued to beg and plead.

Finally, the husband gave in. “Let’s see.” he said “There was one, two, three, four, five, six, YOU, eight, nine, “


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Sunday, 5 December 2010

Get Well Jokes - Is There Anything Better Than That?


Get well jokes are a great way to lift anyone's spirits who isn't feeling quite up to par. The only thing better than a little humor is a little pampering with a spa gift basket. Giving gift baskets can be much more appreciative than a traditional card or trinket, as well as more useful to the recipient. By getting a gift like this, you will be able to prove your generosity and show that you took the time to find a thoughtful gift for anyone you are shopping for. Purchasing an active gift is a very hot trend right now, and will definitely leave a lasting impression in the mind of anyone who receives one of these gift baskets.

While get well jokes are fun and entertaining, spa gift baskets offer something more. There are so many different uses for these gift baskets, and anyone will enjoy them. It doesn't matter if you're shopping for a friend or family member, or a colleague or employee, showing your compassion with a gift basket is much more discerning than sending a funny get well card or a useless trinket. You can rest assured that you'll find exactly what you need in these gift baskets, and that they'll provide the ultimate in relaxation and rejuvenation for any recipient.

Gift baskets are a emotional item in corporate giving and the Hollywood scene right now, and for good reason. Everyone would much rather have five-star quality gift baskets full of spa items than a card full of get well jokes. If you're looking for a gift for that picky person, check out the generous offerings of a gift basket. It will demonstrate how much you care much better than a tacky card or gift that isn't nearly as useful or luxurious.

If excellence is demanded, this is the opportunity to prove how generous you are in your gifting. Having some get well jokes and a nice aromatherapy gift can be just what the doctor ordered. What typically is included in aromatherapy gifts? To name a few: a plush bathrobe that might be found in a five star hotel, a custom museum quality glazed water bottle designed with Swarovski crystals, a deluxe bath pillow, lavender aromatherapy eye mask, and other miscellaneous bath and body spa items. The true statement of generosity, this gift basket will be well received in lieu of those funny get well jokes!








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