Married Couple

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

“Well,” said her mother, “so – how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language – things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MAMA!”

“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed – they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook…”

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Married Couple

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

“Well,” said her mother, “so – how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language – things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MAMA!”

“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed – they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook…”

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Married

Posted on Day joke | 29 October 2010 | 1 comment

The two men, one of the United States of America and India were sitting in a bar and drinking shot after shot &.

Indian man said, America, ' do not know my parents are forcing me to get married this invitation so cozy girl village, which has not yet fulfilled once. " We have arranged marriage. I do not want to marry a woman whom I love is not.Said unto them that in a transparent way and now is really a lot of family issues. "

We are talking about love marriages … you've said, AmericanKerron. "I married the widow, whom I deeply loved and, by letter of 3 years.

A couple of years, when my father with my daughter fell in love and married to the stage, so my father became my son-in-law and I became a father appensa.

My daughter is now Legally, my mother, my grandmother and my wife.Multiple problems occurred, when I had my son is my father's son, and so he has a brother, my uncle.

Situations worse when removed from my father was the son of the father, the son of. Now, my brethren, they shall contain a reference to my grandson. Finally all my father has become and I have my own grandson. [1] [2] And you can say, family problems."

Indian fainted.

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Married

Two men, one American and one Indian were sitting in a bar, drinking Shot after Shot.
The Indian said to the American.

You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’

The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story. ‘I married a widow who I  loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.
The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.’

The Indian fainted.