Nothing with you

The man was sitting in London on the train to the bag of fresh prawns, eating habits while ripping off the heads and shells, and throw them out the window.

When he was gobbled down some of the older woman opposite him, said, "would you mind not so? Is disgusting to watch. ".

"Listen, love." He replied, "there is nothing to thee, my roppakaupalla, the fare paid for this trip, you and I do what I want this on the train, as well as the Damn." He runs the ripping off the covers, throws them off the window and eating shrimps. Finally, he completed the bag and find out a little bit back to sleep.

The woman then began some knitting needles, and all the people to be heard at the same time, when he was trying to sleep was her knitting needles permanent disease-click.

After a while he sits back and says the woman, "" could, "stop that noise does not, you'll see I'm trying to sleep?"

"It has nothing to do with roppakaupalla," replies the old woman, "you've paid my fare and I do what I want to train.

Is that the man was a woman knitting needles and threw it out of window. Woman rose and pulled the power cord immediately alert the train.

Juhliimme, the man burst, and said, "Ha ha, you can get fined $ 200 that!"

That old woman replied, "and for a period of six years, when the police and the odour of the fingers".

Women are nothing but trouble

These two boys were both just got divorced, and they swore that they never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up North to Alaska to go and never see the woman again.

They got up and went to the store, seller, and told him, ' give us enough supplies to last the two men for one year. "

The trader was one of the gear and each one of the top of the deliveries, he provided the Panel with the fur around the hole in the hole.

The guys asked, "what is the Government?"

The trader said, "well, if you're not women, and you may need this."

They said "no way! We've sworn off women's lives! Women are nothing but trouble. "

The trader said, "well, the boards of appeal with you, and if you do not use them to refund the money next year.

"Okay," said and left.

The following year, this guy came and said to the supplier site

"Give me a few deliveries in the last one man for one year."

The operator said, "no, you can here last year with your partner?"

"Yeah," said Guy.

"If he or she?" asked the trader.

"I shot him," said Guy.

"Why?"

"I got him in bed with my Board!"

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Nothing To Do With You

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, “Would you mind not doing that? It’s disgusting to watch.”.

“Listen, love.” He replied, “It’s got nothing to do with you, I’ve paid my fare for this journey and I’ll do what I damn well want on this train.” He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.

The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.

After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, “Could you stop that noise, can’t you see I’m trying to sleep?”

“It’s got nothing to do with you,” replies the old woman, “I’ve paid my fare and I’ll do what I want on this train.”

At that, the man grabbed the woman’s knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.

The man burst out laughing and said, “Ha ha, you’ll get fined $200 for that!”

To which the old woman replied, “And you’ll get six years when the police smell your fingers”.

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Women are Nothing But Trouble

Joke of the Day Posted on | March 22, 2011 | No Comments

These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.”

The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

The guys asked “What’s that board for?”

The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.”

They said, “No way! We’ve sworn off women for life! Women are nothing but trouble.”

The trader said, “Well, take the boards with you, and if you don’t use them I’ll refund your money next year.

“Okay,” they said and left.

The following year this guy came into the trader’s store and said

“Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.”

The trader said “Weren’t you in here last year with a partner?”

“Yeah” said the guy.

“Where is he?” asked the trader.

“I shot him.” said the guy.

“Why?”

“I caught him in bed with my board!”

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