Lessons from Noah’s Ark

Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

Don’t listen to critics- do what has to be done.

Build on high ground.

For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

Two heads are better than one.

Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board but… so were the snails.

If you can’t fight or flee—float!!

Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on Earth.

Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.

When things get really deep, don’t sit there and complain– shovel!!!

Stay below deck during the storm.

Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

Don’t miss the boat.

No matter how bleak it looks, there’s always a rainbow on the horizon.

Noah's Ark

"Listen up!" Noah said, demanding voices. "Is not based on sex, this journey. All of you, take off your uroksia peckers and, on the other hand, my son. (I) there is more than to sit and write a receipt. When we see a country, you can get back to your own peckers. "

After approximately one week in Mr. rabbit stormed his wife and was very excited.

He said "Quick!". "Get out the window yesterday and consider whether or not there will be country!"

Mrs. rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window.

"Sorry, not yet."

"Shit!" and out of the went to Mr. rabbit.

This went on every day of the week, until Mrs. rabbit food with him.

"What is the matter? You know, it's raining forty days and nights. Only when the water is spillage will be able to see the country we are. Why are so excited every day? "

"Look!" said Mr. rabbit sinister appearance, and his face as he was considered to be a piece of paper, "I got my ass at reception is available around the clock!"

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Noah’s Ark

“Listen up!” Noah said in a demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your peckers back.”

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife’s cage and was very excited.

“Quick!” he said. “Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!”

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window.

“Sorry, no land yet.”

“Shit!” and out went Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day for a week until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

“What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?”

“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as he held out a piece of, paper, “I got the donkey’s receipt!!”

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