African Visitor

Posted on Day joke | 22. October 2010 | No Comments

African chieftain flew to the President of the United States to visit.

When he arrived at the airport, the host newsmen and television cameramen met him.

One of the reporters asked SOTILASTIEDUSTELUPÄÄLLIKÖN, if he were a comfortable flight.

To make a series of strange SOTILASTIEDUSTELUPÄÄLLIKÖN … sounds. "from the beginning, screech, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-"… and then add it to the full in English" Yes, I had a very nice flight. "

Another reporter asked, "Chief, you intend to visit the Washington Monument, when you're in the area?"

SOTILASTIEDUSTELUPÄÄLLIKÖN make the same noises … "from the beginning, screech, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z" … and then said, "Yes, and I will also visit the White House and the Capitol Building."

The next reporter asked "where you can learn to speak to such a fine English?".

SOTILASTIEDUSTELUPÄÄLLIKÖN replied "Screech, from the beginning, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z … from the short-Wave radio."

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The African Visitor

Joke of the Day Posted on | October 22, 2010 | No Comments

An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president.

When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him.

One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.

The chief made a series of weird noises …. “screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-” … and then added in perfect English, “Yes, I had a very nice flight.”

Another reporter asked, “Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you’re in the area?”

The chief made the same noises … “screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z” … and then said, “Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building.”

“Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?” asked the next reporter.

The chief replied, “Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z … from the short-wave radio.”

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