Information about young children the truths of Life, learned

1. no matter how hard I try to not to baptize cats.

2. when the Mother of the mad is the father of her, do not grant the hair brush.

3. when the Sun hits a sister, do not strike back. Always stick to another person.

4. Never be prompted to save the tomato 3-year-old brother.

5. You may not be able to watch your food to dogs.

6. Read what people write to teach much., desks

7. don't Sneeze when someone is on the cutting of the hair.

8. the puppies still breathing after eating a breath mint.

9. does not like the vacuum and the cat at the same time.

10. the School Lunch packages attached to the wall.

11. you can't hide a piece of broccoli on the glass of milk.

12. don't wear polka dot shorts white with lingerie – regardless of how cute underwear is.

Lessons Learned from Geese

Joke of the Day Posted on | January 15, 2012 | No Comments

When you look to the sky this fall and see the geese migrating South, remember the following:

When you see geese flying in a “V” formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way.

FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following. By flying in a “V” formation, the whole flock adds at least 71 percent greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.

TRUTH: People who share a common direction and sense of community can get where they are going quicker and easier because they are traveling on the trust of one another.

2. FACT: Whenever a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird immediately in front.

TRUTH: There is strength and power and safety in numbers when traveling in the same direction with whom we share a common goal.

3. FACT: When the lead goose gets tired, he rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point.

TRUTH: It pays to take turns doing hard jobs.

4. FACT: The geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed.

TRUTH: We all need to be remembered with active support and praise.

5. FACT: When a goose gets sick or is wounded and falls out, two geese fall out of formation and follow him down to help and protect him. They stay with him until the crisis resolves, and then they launch out on their own or with another formation to catch up with their group.

TRUTH: We must stand by each other in times of need.

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Truths About Life, Learned by Young Children

Joke of the Day Posted on | July 21, 2011 | No Comments

1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint.

9. Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts – no matter how cute the underwear is.

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