Showing posts with label Hookers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hookers. Show all posts

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Three Hookers

Posted a day in the life of a joke | 20. January 2011 | There are no comments

Three hookers are compared to their customers during the night.

The first clear "I against the cowboy last night," says.

"How did you know that he was a cowboy?" asked another.

"Well, she wore cowboy boots, cowboy hat and boots, keep sharing, and we were always together."

"A cowboy in all right. Sounds like "others say.

"The future of the profession of lawyer on a Clear I," says another. "Unable to know because he wore three piece suit and packed in a Briefcase. He wore the suit vest and hung in the portfolio at all times. "

They agree, he sounded like a lawyer.

"I was a farmer, a customer," comments in the third.

"How could you know he was a farmer?" he asked.

"The Very first he complained was too dry and then he whined was too wet then he asked if he could pay me in the autumn."


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Sunday, 17 April 2011

Three Hookers


Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the night before.


“I entertained a cowboy last night”, says the first.


“How did you know he was a cowboy?” asks the second.


“Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together.”


“Sounds like a cowboy, all right.” the others say.


“I entertained a lawyer,” announces the second. “I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time.”


They agree he sounded like a lawyer.


“I had a farmer for a client,” comments the third.


“How could you possibly know he was a farmer?” she is asked.


“Well first he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall.”


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