Gold Boy Scout Knives

Posted on Day joke | 10. October 2010 | No Comments

Lisa, strikingly beautiful young Brunette sat William fancy restaurant table size. he smiled William already proposes to him.

"I'm not sure I would like to think of it."; "he replied.

William crushed, but it kept his composure. Dinner after they went to his location.The romantic atmosphere and William was eager to make Lisa loves.

He stopped him and said, "before we get married, or even make love, I would like to buy me something"

"Make sure that the name of my love for you., pearl necklace, car, diamond earrings, it is named."

"I want to solid gold Boy Scout knife."

Stunned, William asked, "but why? you can buy you anything you want. why it is solid gold Boy Scout knife?"

"I can not tell, but does not do for you until you receive one love."

William searching high and low, but could not find such a knife.Desperate, he was the one who creates the jeweler to him.

They met in his place a romantic evening, the next time he again proposed the introduction of their loves. again, he said, he could not and did not receive the first solid gold Boy Scout knife.

With a smile, he gave him a small gift wrapped box.

He carefully opened it and saw knife. [1] [2] they went, if he or she begins the great hope chest in his bed at the bedroom. He may within the knife, but not before William saw a hope chest contents. it was full of Boy Scout Knifes solid gold.

"What is this?" the whole thing is full of gold Boy Scout knives? Why you ask for me gold razor when you already have so much? "

"I can tell you," he replied.

After several minutes of Badgering, he relented and said

"The intrinsic merits of I will be older. my hair turn gray, my face begins to get wrinkles and my beauty Fades, it's a good idea to me then That.? but do you know what the Boy Scout should make one of these knives?"

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Gold Boy Scout Knives

Joke of the Day Posted on | October 10, 2010 | No Comments

Lisa, a strikingly beautiful young Brunette, sat across the table from William, in a fancy restaurant. She smiled as William finished proposing to her.

“I’m not sure, let me think about it.” she answered.

William was crushed but kept his composure. After dinner they went to her place. The mood was romantic and William was eager to make love to Lisa.

She stopped him and said “Before we get married or even make love, I want you to buy me something”

“Sure my love, you name it. A car, a pearl necklace, diamond earrings, you name it.”

“I want a solid gold Boy Scout knife.”

Stunned, William asked, “But why? I can buy you anything you want. Why must it be a solid gold Boy Scout knife?”

“I can’t tell you, but I won’t make love to you until I get one.”

William searched high and low but couldn’t find such a knife. Desperate, he had a jeweler make one for him.

The next time they met at her place for a romantic evening, he again suggested they make love. Again she said she couldn’t without first receiving the solid gold Boy Scout knife.

With a smile he handed her a small gift wrapped box.

She carefully opened it and saw the knife. They went off to the bedroom where she opened a large hope chest at the foot of her bed. She placed the knife inside, but not before William saw the contents of the hope chest. It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes.

“What’s this? The whole thing is filled with gold Boy Scout knives? Why did you ask me for a gold knife when you already have so many of them?”

“I can’t tell you” she replied.

After several minutes of badgering she finally relented and said

“Someday I will be older. My hair will turn gray, my face will start to get wrinkles and my beauty will fade. Who will want me then? But, do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?”

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