Birth Control Pills

A Hillbilly walked into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist if they carried birth control pills.

The pharmacist informed the man that they did, but also told him they were for women.

The man acknowledged that he knew that, that they were for his twelve year old daughter.

The pharmacist asked, “Is your daughter sexually active?”

The man thought for a moment and responded,

“No, she just lays there like her mother.”

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Need to buy the bull's service to the Rancher's cows, but must borrow money from the Bank. Bankers who lend the money comes at a later date to see how the stake goes on a weekly basis. The farmer to the argues that the bull market, while at the same time, and does not eat grass to even see the cows. The dealer will propose that the veterinarian is to take a look at the Bull.

Next week to see if the dealer returns in the vocational education and training, helped. The farmer looks very satisfied:

"Bull serviced all my cows, broke through the fence twice, and maintained in all the neighbouring is a cows three times."

"Wow," says the bankers "Which made the Bull in the vocational education and training?"

"Only gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked the dealer.

"I do not know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like chocolate."

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A rancher needs to buy a bull to service his cows but has to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and wont even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased:

“The bull serviced all my cows twice, broke through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor’s cows three times.”

“Wow,” says the banker, “What did the vet do to that bull?”

“Just gave him some pills,” replied the farmer.

“What kind of pills?” asked the banker.

“I don’t know,” says the farmer, “but they sort of taste like chocolate.”

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