The two Sisters playing cards

Had the 2 playing cards as well as the sisters … virgins. One Friday and Gladys Betty says, "not going to die, virgin, … I'm going and I am coming Home ' til I established! "

Betty says, "well, make sure that you are at home to 10, so do not worry about you."

around 10 o'clock rolls and Gladys … is not the 11 o'clock …12 o'clock …

Finally, about 1: 30 AM, the front door flies open. That run directly on the bathroom Gladys ….

Betty goes to them and the doors of the "are you okay, Gladys?"

No answer, so he opens the door and his underpants sitting around him with the ulkomaailmasta, the legs spread and Gladys, his head stuck between his legs to itself will be reviewed.

"What Gladys??? What is wrong? "ask Betty.

"Oh, it was Betty 10 cm long, when it went to the chatting and 5 when it came out. When you search for the second half of your life, you never have the time! "

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Two Old-Maid Sisters

There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. One Friday night Gladys looks at Betty and says, “I’m not going to die a virgin… I’m going out and I’m not coming home ’til I’ve been laid!!”

Betty says, “Well, make sure you’re home by 10 so I don’t worry about you.”

10 o’clock rolls around and there’s no sign of Gladys… 11 o’clock…12 o’clock…

Finally about 1:30AM the front door flies open. In runs Gladys… straight to the bathroom.

Betty goes and knocks on the door, “Are you okay, Gladys??”

No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.

“What is it, Gladys??? What’s wrong?” asks Betty.

“Oh Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in… and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you’re gonna have the time of your life!!!”

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