Showing posts with label Heavenly. Show all posts
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Saturday, 31 March 2012

Heavenly Soul

Singh died, and went to heaven.When he received the pearly Saint-Peter told him that the new rules were in force on the Earth; whereas the development of training to prospective he heavenly soul in order to obtain a dynamic must correspond to the two questions:


1. the Name of two weeks from the day that start with the "T".
2. how many seconds is a year?


Singh, thought of a few minutes and answered …


1. within a period of two weeks beginning with "T" in the days of the date of today and tomorrow.
2.12 concerned are seconds per year.


Saint Peter said, "OK, I buy today and tomorrow, to respond to.even if it does not conform to the expectations of the vastausMutta how did you get 12 seconds in a year? "
Singh replied, "Well, 2 February part-session in January., 2., 2.March, etc "


Saint Peter gives him without another word.


 

Monday, 13 June 2011

Heavenly Soul

Joke of the Day Posted on | November 26, 2010 | No Comments

A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:

1.Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2.How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered…

1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it’s not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?”
The Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc…”

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.


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