THE WOMAN WAS A SUCCESS

Once upon a time the couple celebrated their games, the 25th anniversary of the marriage.

They had become famous in the city to take one of their 25 years of conflict.

Local newspaper editors were collected to determine their well known "good going to a marriage" in the context of the secret.
Editor: "Sir. Is amazingly amazing. How do you make this possible? ”

Husband, recalling the old days, said: the honeymoon-

"We had after the marriage, honeymoon, Shimla.

Finally, the selected horse riding when we both began to ride different horses.

My horse was countryn but where my wife was Riding a horse seemed crazy one.

Forward on the road to the horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple.

Restore curricula from the ground, he patted the horse back and said, "this is the first time".

He once again risen from the dead horse, and continued to ride. A few moments it again.

This time, he again kept quiet, and said, "this is the second time," and remain in full force and effect.

When the horse fell to her for the third time, he took the insurance from the budgetary powers and quietly shot revolver, the horse dead!

My wife has cried out: "What did you do to Psycho. The poor animal dies. Are you crazy? "...

He gave a quiet look and said: "this is the first time!". "

Husband: "we are delighted to have it ever since."

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THE WOMAN IS READY TO DRIVE UP ATM TRANSACTION IN LESS THAN THREE MINUTES

An extraordinary event was seen in the Memphis branch Union planters Bank is today. Heather Williams pulled a drive thru ATM Germantown, set his card, the money and then withdrew his card and pulled out of the interval (in seconds) at which needs two minutes and 48. Ms. Williams sets new world record for the "Drive-Thru ATM women."

The officials were giddy ATM this remarkable woman site. "Oh man, I knew I had something special right when he pulled up!" Bank Director Brian Sontag gushed. "He nailed the correct positioning of his car in front of an ATM! He did not go too far forward and then put his car in reverse, then back to make it easier for you to back up a bit, my strength entirely failed me, because he was too far away from the computer. Incredible! "

As the record for the latest ATM withdrawal, Sontag marveled, how Williams defied style dictates. "I was breathless when he was placed in the right car and had the opportunity to pass this story along with my grand-children. But I am almost to the time when he had finished his ATM card * * more! There was no digging through her purse seining! No fumbling with a little white envelope that uses women to save the card. He was ready — and get — he didn't check his address book to his pin! "

Sontag shook his head, surprised. "Williams also read all the ATM is located at the bottom of the screen. He does not get his cell phone and ask for help from his best friend the best denominations to cancel! "

Sontag will continue. "When the ATM processing the request," to win, of course, is sitting in front of Sontag disbelief, "Ms. Williams started touching her makeup up! Do not adjust the rear-view mirror, had not fumbling through her purse seining for some lipstick. This was a huge influence on his record breaking run, because he didn't make all of that crap away, where the money came out! "

When the money will come out of the ATM, Sontag reports, Williams was complete. "As I said, he was putting on her makeup. He was studying the machine and when that money came out, he removes it. Let it know he wanted other events button — and because he never had his car out of "aja", he does not place the car * reverse * and more than behind his guy up! "

Union planters had throughout the event and will turn into a film ATM training video contests of the camera.

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THE SUCCESS OF WOMAN

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.
Editor: “Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? ”

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

“We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”.

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” ..

She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”.”

Husband:”That’s it. We are happy ever after. “

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WOMAN FINISHES DRIVE-UP ATM TRANSACTION IN LESS THAN THREE MINUTES

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An extraordinary event was witnessed at a Memphis branch Union Planters bank today. Heather Williams of Germantown pulled up to the drive-thru ATM, put her card in, withdrew cash and then her card, and pulled away in mind-boggling two minutes and 48 seconds. Ms. Williams set a new world record for “Female Drive- Thru ATM Withdrawal.”

ATM Officials were giddy at the site of this remarkable woman. “Oh, man, I knew there was something special right when she pulled up!” Bank Manager Brian Sontag gushed. “She nailed positioning her car right in front of the ATM! She didn’t go too far forward, then have to put her car in reverse, then ease back up a little bit, then back completely out because she was too far from the machine. Unbelievable!”

As the record breaking ATM withdrawal was taking place, Sontag marveled at how Williams defied the dictates of style. “I was breathless when she got the car positioned right and would have been able to pass that story along to my grand-children. But I almost passed out when she had her ATM card *ready* to insert! There was no digging through her purse! No fumbling with that little white envelope that women store the card between uses. She had it ready — and get this — she didn’t have to check her address book for her PIN number!!!”

Sontag shook his head, amazed. “Williams also didn’t read every screen of the ATM window. She didn’t get on her cell phone and ask guidance from her best friend on the best denominations to withdraw!”

Sontag continued. “While the ATM was processing her request,” Sontag sits, obviously overcome with disbelief, “Ms. Williams didn’t start touching up her makeup! There was no adjusting of the rear view mirror, no fumbling through her purse for some lipstick. This had an enormous effect on her record breaking run since she didn’t have to put all of that crap away when the money came out!”

When the money popped out of the ATM, Sontag reports, Williams was ready. “As I said, she wasn’t putting on her makeup. She was studying the machine and when that money came out, she removed it. Pressed the button to let it know she didn’t want any other transactions — and, because she never took her car out of ‘drive’, she didn’t put the car in *reverse* and back up over the guy behind her!”

Union Planters had a camera on the entire transaction and plans to turning the film into a training video for the ATM-challenged.

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