Hunting

Posted on day joke | 2. October 2010 | No Comments

Hunter goes may be hunted Bear forests. He carry his trusty rifle 22-gauge.Then, when he spots very large brown bear, is the objective, and will start to remove the bear When smoke. is gone.

A moment later the bear taps on the shoulder Hunter and says, "no one place taken is for me and be off with it; you have two options: (I) rip out your throat, and you can eat, or you can delete your trousers, bend over and I [insert appropriate colloquialism Sodomy here]."

Instructions for the Hunter decides that anything is better than death, and he drops his trousers and bends, and a bear does what he said he would make.

When the bear has left for guidance on minimising the risk of the Hunter, drag up his trousers and back to the city He staggers.. is quite crazy, He would like to purchase a much larger gun and go back to the forest.He sees the same Bear, objectives, and will start.When the smoke to remove the bear that is in the past.

A moment later the bear taps on the shoulder Hunter and says, "do not know what to do."

Then help Hunter drag up his trousers, crawl back to the city, and buy bazooka. now he is really mad. return to the forest, sees a bear, objectives, and will start. Bazooka blast force knocks him/her on the back of the flat.

When the smoke clears the bear is normally more than him and says, "You've not for hunting, are you?"

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Hunting

Joke of the Day Posted on | October 2, 2010 | No Comments

A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here].”

The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do.

After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.”

Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back.

When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?”

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