An American Attorney

American had just finished from a Guest lecture at school of the Italian law, when the Italian lawyer approached him and asked,

"Whether it is true that a person may fall within the scope of its own County, on the sidewalk, and for lots of money to sue landowners?"

Told that it was true, lawyer turned to his partner and quickly began to speak Italian. When they stopped American attorney asked if they wanted to go to the practice of law in the United States of America.

"No, no," one replied. "We are in the Americas and the Roadway."

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An American Attorney

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 8, 2011 | No Comments

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked,

“Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the landowners for lots of money?”

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

“No, no,” one replied. “We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks.”

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A Big Shot Attorney

Joke of the Day Posted on | December 3, 2010 | No Comments

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. “No, I’m sorry,” the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.” This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!” She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man’s doctor came into the room. “What’s going on here?” asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?” After a pause, the doctor confessed…

“Not with a Lotus stem.”

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