Showing posts with label Trouble. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trouble. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Women are nothing but trouble

These two boys were both just got divorced, and they swore that they never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up North to Alaska to go and never see the woman again.


They got up and went to the store, seller, and told him, ' give us enough supplies to last the two men for one year. "


The trader was one of the gear and each one of the top of the deliveries, he provided the Panel with the fur around the hole in the hole.


The guys asked, "what is the Government?"


The trader said, "well, if you're not women, and you may need this."


They said "no way! We've sworn off women's lives! Women are nothing but trouble. "


The trader said, "well, the boards of appeal with you, and if you do not use them to refund the money next year.


"Okay," said and left.


The following year, this guy came and said to the supplier site


"Give me a few deliveries in the last one man for one year."


The operator said, "no, you can here last year with your partner?"


"Yeah," said Guy.


"If he or she?" asked the trader.


"I shot him," said Guy.


"Why?"


"I got him in bed with my Board!"


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Friday, 1 April 2011

Women are Nothing But Trouble

Joke of the Day Posted on | March 22, 2011 | No Comments

These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.”

The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

The guys asked “What’s that board for?”

The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.”

They said, “No way! We’ve sworn off women for life! Women are nothing but trouble.”

The trader said, “Well, take the boards with you, and if you don’t use them I’ll refund your money next year.

“Okay,” they said and left.

The following year this guy came into the trader’s store and said

“Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.”

The trader said “Weren’t you in here last year with a partner?”

“Yeah” said the guy.

“Where is he?” asked the trader.

“I shot him.” said the guy.

“Why?”

“I caught him in bed with my board!”


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