Trimming on the doctor's Office

A man walks trimming the doctor's Office. As he approaches the reception, the receptionist asks,

"Sir, can we help you?"

-There is something wrong with my penis, "she tells him.

Receptionist indignantly corresponds to the ' Sir, you need shouldn't come into the Office and say something to rude "

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, "he says.

"Because the" responses may be charged a fee. "You have caused some of the people in this room full of embarrassment. You have said, there is something wrong with the ear, or something, and discusses the problem in more detail with a private doctor. "

Man walks, wait a few minutes, and reenters. Receptionist Smiles smugly, and asks

"Yes?"

-There is something wrong in my ear, "he says.

Receptionist nods approvingly.

"And what is wrong with the ear, sir?"

"It will burn when I piss on" the man replied.

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Why Do Doctors Make Jokes When They're About to Do Something Unpleasant?

It's not uncommon for doctors to make jokes when they're about to do something unpleasant.

But why? Is it done out of cruelty or lack of caring? Could there be a humane reason behind what appears to be a misguided attempt at humor?

As a family physician, when someone asks me whether a procedure is going to hurt, I usually answer, "I won't feel a thing." But that's not true. It always hurts me, at least a little. Occasionally it brings tears to my eyes.

Doctors don't like to cause pain. "First do no harm" is taught from day one of medical school. Just as parents don't like to hurt their children, physicians don't like to cause discomfort, even when it's in the best interest of the patient. Humor is a way physicians counter their own unwillingness to harm another person. It's a method for doctors to reassure themselves that they are doing what is right.

But more importantly, humor helps put patients at ease. Patients who are nervous tend to experience more pain. Often the fear of pain, or fear of the unknown, causes more distress than the actual procedure. If a doctor can dispel fear, the discomfort will be much easier to manage. Humor helps people relax, but it also distracts them from what's about to happen. The human brain can only focus on so much at a time. If the brain is involved in laughing, it's less focused on worry or pain.

Humor is also a way of gauging a patient's attitude toward their problem. Some patients can laugh over a heart attack or mastectomy. Others consider a minor blemish a serious threat to their self-image. Physicians can use a joke as a measure of a patient's ego and stability. People who cannot see a lighter side to their situation often require more reassurance than a person who can laugh at themselves.

Sometimes doctors use humor as a way of getting to know their patients better. (What would you have them talk about anyway? How sharp the knife is? How deep the needle will plunge?) Just as humor creates a bond between friends, it can strengthen a doctor-patient relationship.

A mistake common to doctors and patients alike is taking medicine too seriously. True, some problems are life-threatening, but most physician encounters are not. Many problems physicians see would heal on their own if given sufficient time. Sharing a smile may speed your healing more quickly than an antibiotic.

Laughter is the best medicine, according to the good book. Physicians need jokes, too. Bring a good one to your next office visit and see if you don't brighten your doctor's day.

Copyright 2010 Cynthia J. Koelker, M.D.

Cynthia J. Koelker MD is a family physician of over twenty years, and holds degrees from MIT, Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine, and the University of Akron. She is the author of "101 Ways to Save Money on Healthcare."

For free tips on how to save money on health care read Dr. Koelker's blog at: http://101waystosavemoneyonhealthcare.blogspot.com/

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Crowded Doctor’s Office

A man walks into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks,

“Sir, may we help you?”

“There’s something wrong with my penis,” he informs her.

The receptionist indignantly responds, “Sir, You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say something like that.”

“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he says.

“Because” replies the receptionist. “You’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there’s something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”

The man walks out, waits several minutes, and reenters. The receptionist smiles smugly and asks,

“Yes?”

“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he states.

The receptionist nods approvingly.

“And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”

“It burns when I piss out of it” the man replied.

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