Showing posts with label BABIES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BABIES. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Babies

Joke of the Day Posted on | September 10, 2011 | No Comments

My five year old daughter asked me the question I’d been dreading. “Mommy , how are babies made?” I did my best to explain but she still looked confused.

“What about kittens? She asked.

“Well it’s exactly then same way, ” I said.

“Wow!” she said excitedly. “My daddy can do anything”


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Monday, 20 December 2010

BABIES ' GARMENTS FROM THE ORAL, RAN OUT OF

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First class teacher to collect the well-known Proverbs.He gave each child to his category in the first half of the proverb and asked them to do so; the remainder of The proverb, the data may surprise you.

Better be safe than … … … … … …. the fifth Grader Punch.
It's always darkest before … … … … …Daylight Savings
The horse to water but … … … how can cause?
Do not bite the hand that … … … … … Looks dirty
If you lie down with dogs, you can "morning ll … … … stink
Happy bride who … … … … … … …. gets all the presents.
Do not place till tomorrow to go to bed places what … … …. you
Children should be seen and not … … …..spanked or bonded
You can take advantage of something what you … … … see figure selection


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Monday, 13 December 2010

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABIES

Children


A first year teacher collected collected some well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest of the proverb. Their thoughts may surprise you.


Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 4th year
It’s always darkest before…………… Daylight Saving starts
You can lead a horse to water but………how?
Don’t bite the hand that…………….. looks dirty
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll………smell in the morning
Happy the bride who…………………..gets all the presents
Don’t put off till tomorrow what……….you put on to go to bed
Children should be seen and not………..spanked or grounded
You get out of something what you………see pictured on the box