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There was once a young woman, who went to confession. Upon confessional, he said, "forgive me father, for I have sinned."

The priest, said, "in recognition of your sins and forgiven."

The young woman said, "the last night of my boyfriend made mad passionate love me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "the Squeeze and drink a glass of seven lemons, then the juice."

The young woman asked, "is this cleanse my transgressions: and my SIN?"

The priest said, "No, but it will Wipe that smile off your face,". "