Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Report cards

Actual NYC teachers on their report cards for their final narration, annotations. All the teachers were reprimanded!


1. in my last report, after your child has its lowest point, and has begun to dig in.
2. does not allow this student spawned.
3. your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. your child has a choice in the village idiot.
5. my son, set low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
6. the Student is "fully six pack", but it is missing documents in the possession of the plastic together.
7. this child has been arrested too.
8. when the tour is a subsidiary of IQ reaches 50, he would be sold.
9. Ports are down, the lights are blinking, but the train is not here.
10. If the student no longer stupid, he is kasteltava twice a week.
11. it is impossible to believe, the sperm, which created this child to beat off the other million.
12. a bicycle is coming, but the Hamster is gone.

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