The differences between men and women

Nickname: If the Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they call each other with the Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go brewsky, they each other affectionately refers to as the Fat Boy, Godzilla, peanut-head and Useless.

EATING OUT: entry and inspection, Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack is thrown for each $ 20 bills, even though it's only $ 22.50. None of them have anything less, and nothing really as they want to change back. When the girls get their check out upcoming pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: male has six items in her bathroom-a toothbrush, razor, shaving SOAP, Dial bar soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. 437 is the typical woman bathroom items, on average. The man will not be able to identify most of these items.

FOOD SHOPPING: the Woman makes a list of actions he needs and then goes out to a store and buy these things. The man waits until the only items left on his refrigerator is half of a lime and soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. The man reaches the checkout counter, the time of her shopping basket must be packed tighter than the cars of Clampett Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this does not prevent him from uploading 10-items-or-less lane.

Footwear: work on the preparation of the places the woman in the Mondi Wool SUIT, then the packing slip for the Reebok sneakers. He will take the plastic bag from Saks, her dress shoes. When a woman Gets the job, he put his dress shoes. Five minutes later, he will kick them because his legs are below. The man in the same shoes used to pair your computer all day.

CATS: the women's love of cats. The men say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING up: Woman dress up: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, you will receive an e-mail message. Man dress for the wedding of.::

LAUNDRY: Women do Laundry every couple of days. A man of each article of clothing she used by owns, including his surgical pants, which were the hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. Finally, when he is, he used the dirty clothes on the Samsung inside out, rent, lease, and the journey takes her to u clothes mountain in the Laundromat. Men expect to always meet the beautiful women in the Laundromat. This is a re-runs "of love, American style.". "old episodes retained the illusion

OFFSPRING: Ah, the children. The woman knows all of the children. He knows the dentist appointments and soccer games, and a literature and best friends, and your favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. The man of the House also knows some of the short the poverty threshold.

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