Monday 28 November 2011

Type is assumed to be a joke


First, the test facility, the ridiculous situation or ridiculous characters. At The ...

The man stands for bus stop, balaclava helmets very hot day.

(This sounds promising.)

He is approached for a second man, who asks, "why are you wearing a balaclava helmet, when it is so hot?"

(Good, build, and we will direct man.)

"It helps to keep my ear plugs," the first man replies.

(The slight escalation ridiculous.)

"But why do you ear plugs?", the second man is responsible.

"They help me see the bus number."

(Double take).

"How to help you see attached to the ear?"

(Logical, separated from the back.)

"They help concentrate the senses, which are available. So that you will not be able to hear better with my eyesight. "

(This makes sense again to a strange kind of, but I believe that the Punch line to appear. Do You Want?)

"That is interesting. But hear me. "

"Ah, but you're not on the bus."

(Uh uh, think I'm off the track here. It's fun, but not funny enough. Please go back and try again, if you want to return to the second man says, "but hear me". That has to go. Do I need to up the ante in.)

"That is a fascinating theory. So, if your eyes to cover it would improve your hearing? "

"Peruvian man coughing can I hear."

(This may be a filler which may prove necessary, but I always edit it later if it is unwanted.)

"And if the nose pinched and stop your own smell?"

(Haven't a clue where I am now.)

"It would improve my sense of touch."

(Oh oh, getting further and further away from the destination fun I think.)

"But what is the benefit would be that, if necessary, you can smell my own?

"Wouldn't I gave Nenäni, should I press and hold the?"

(This is getting so lame. Why start? Maybe I need to write a recipe for curry instead. No, please continue. Oh God, I got it!)

"And what if, I cut off my own vision, hearing, smell, and my sense of the term of your touch screen and taste?"

"I am laughing out burst.".

"What?" Why on earth you can burst out laughing? "

"It really sharpens my sense of humor."

Not a classic, perhaps, but not bad for a sitting on a couch in Saturday afternoon, a laptop computer, television, and is expected to start in the Euro 2008 football tournament. Let's merge all of the programs and see what you did.

The man stands for bus stop, balaclava helmets very hot day.

He is approached for a second man, who asks, "why are you wearing a balaclava helmet, when it is so hot?"

"It helps to keep my ear plugs," the first man replies.

"But why do you ear plugs?", the second man is responsible.

"They help me see the bus number."

"How to help you see attached to the ear?"

"They help concentrate the senses, which are available. So that you will not be able to hear better with my eyesight. "

"That is a fascinating theory. So, if your eyes to cover it would improve your hearing? "

"Peruvian man coughing can I hear."

"And if the nose pinched and stop your own smell?"

"It would improve my sense of touch."

"But what is the benefit would be that, if necessary, you can smell my own?

"Wouldn't I gave Nenäni, should I press and hold the?"

"And what if, I cut off my own vision, hearing, smell, and my sense of the term of your touch screen and taste?"

"I am laughing out burst.".

"What?" Why on earth you can burst out laughing? "

"It really sharpens my sense of humor."

Finally run the joke just what all happens in the standard foot rests, that man has the five senses, so it will be based on illegally, but many are based on a good joke. Cannot delete the material, but the whole point is to illegally method to the reader or listener to reach before thinking, drag the selector, so I believe that it leaves the facility.

Do not be afraid of comedy writing. Joke horjuvalla rarely include full-formed the imagination. It has worked for. Punchline, might not be immediately present themselves, but as the show you are in the process of the above (and this is not deconstructed a joke), just click continue. Maybe does not have a sense of humor, a comedy that marks the time out by authors, but.




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