Friday 22 July 2011

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Posted on Day joke | 13. November 2010 | No Comments

It was following the Indian Cinco de Mayo. Professional Tony Blair, who was watched on TV over the phone, with the exception of the celebrations got his friend Bush:

"India!" cried Blair.

"What about India?" asked the säikähdys Bush.

"We are on the English made a mistake George," said Blair, "the need to get back to the colony than India!"

"You can have a serious Tony?" asked the increasingly säikähdys Bush.

"Yeah, this is not the India we will not let go of about 60 years ago," said Blair, "this is we would be proud of is now the colonies."

"Whatcha Plannin ' to do so?" asked the Bush.

"We did it, why George Saddam. Attack them."

"You sayin ' Me?You're not, I hope, I am goin ' you can subscribe to are you? "

"I helped you, you can use the Iraqi George forgettin ' or sometin"?"

"Yeah, but we had a good excuse to Tony we had there lookin ' non proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"

"So we will do the same here in George. we will tell you the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction is planning to waive recovery of an Indian!"

"I do not know whether we are doing, India is a democracy, Tony, you know the right thing?"

"I lied on your behalf, Iraq, George.Almost lost the elections, on your behalf. I'm sure you can do this for the benefit of the lil ' for me. ..India back to my colony than our world power back! the world of the British rules! are you heard along George? "

"I thought it was the United States of America, which was contained in a contract concluded by the communities, Tony."

"We will work together with George rulin '. you and me is one of the partners in India, when I get my back to the Future George to talk about., that Manmohan feller, telling him his weapons of mass destruction, to dispose of or otherwise ...!"

"Okay, because you have closed the Tony. you can call me back for five minutes."

"Which is to acquire my ships ready?"

"For what?" asked surprised Bush.

"For the war, dammit," put the phone, and he waited for Bush to speak of the Indian Prime Minister, Tony walked, He cried. little globe, he had his office table and circled the Indian gleefully.

The phone rings and he ran to lift it up.

"It is me, Tony," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"

"Aye Aye sir, of the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, attention is permanent.

"You can send them to India," said Bush.

"You can fight?" asked Blair happily.

"Does the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction picked."

"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked the confused with the Blair.

Bush "Manmohan said would know, because it is yours to the people who will be carried out," said.

"What the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.

"Their politicians, their members the MLAs," said happily, "Bush said, Manmohan, may take them all back to England, where they were trained for years ago that people that share and ...!"


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