Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

Chocolate candy is a health food: It contains vegetables. Doctors tell us vegetables are a good source of fiber. It contains milk. Milk is good for building strong bones and teeth.

Other healthy chocolates include fruit (high fiber): Chocolate-covered raisins. Chocolate cherries. Chocolate-covered orange slices. Chocolate-covered strawberries.

Chocolate and preservatives: Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Chocolate and calories: A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?

PROBLEM: Chocolate melting on your hands. ANSWER: You’re eating it too slowly.

PROBLEM: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. ANSWER: Eat it in the parking lot.

DIET TIP: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

CHOCOLATE SUCCESS: Put ‘eat chocolate’ at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

CHOCOLATE HELPS OTHER INDUSTRIES: If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can’t let that happen, can you?

REMEMBER: ‘Stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.

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