85 years old, having been married, the couple almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They would have been good mainly for the benefit of his health, the food and exercise for 10 years. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their kaksikerroksisista, which was the Mansionin with beautiful kitchen and bathroom suite and a Jacuzzi.
"Oohed and aahed" asked the old man Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It is a free," Peter replied, "this is heaven."
They went back to the study of the Championship Golf course, which is backed up, the home Member State the following. Should the rights of the everyday and the Golf course during the week of each representing a large golf courses have changed over the surface of the Earth into a new.
The old man said: "what does green fee payments?"
St. Petersburg's reply, "this is Heaven, you can play for free."
Next went to the Club House and saw a lavish buffet cuisine in the world.
"How much you eat?" asked the old man.
"Do not understand yet? This is a heaven, it's free! " Peter replied with some exasperation.
"No, where are the low fat and low cholesterol-tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter taught, "that is, you can eat as much as you like, regardless of you in the best part … and fat will never be, and you never get sick. This is heaven. "
The old man went with the anger, the fit to throw down his hat and the wild and wildly shrieking.
Peter and his wife both tried to appease him, asking him, what is wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "this is all the fault. If it is not for you, and damn bran muffins, unable to be here 10 years ago! "
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