Parenthood

1. you can spend their lives teaching their walk and talk in the first two years. You can then spend the next sixteen to get just sit down and shut.

2. Grandchildren are the reward of God killing children is not itself.

3. now the teenagers of the mothers I know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children can seldom misquote. In fact, they generally play a word for word what you said.

5. the Holding of children's parties, main purpose is to remind you that there is more terrible than their own children.

6. We childproofed, but they are the homes remain.

ADVICE for children to be the day: comfortable. In the home of their own they choose one day.

And finally:

If you have a lot of tension and cause headaches, then follow the instructions on the bottle: take two aspirin and keep AWAY FROM children!

 

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