Sunday, 14 August 2011

Three Turtles

Posted a day in the life of a joke | 18. January 2011 | There are no comments

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Raymond, decide to go on a picnic.

So Joe compresses the picnic basket, Bottled beverages, cookies and sandwiches. Problems is a picnic site is 10 miles away, so that the turtles have a duration of 10 days from the date on which the transition as a whole. They arrive on time, all are exhausted.

Joe take stuff out of the car, one at a time. He takes out of soft drinks and says, "Alright, Steve, gimme bottle opener."
"I didn't bring state-of-the-bottle opener," Steve says. "I thought it will be packed."
Jamie's concern appears. He turns to Raymond. "Raymond, do you have a bottle opener?" Naturally, Raymond is not, so the Turtles are stuck without a 10-mile soda at home.

Joe & Steve beg to turn back to the home Raymond, and search for it, but Raymond contributions refuses, knowing that they eat everything he gets back to the time.

After approximately two hours for the turtles to manage to convince them to go, kiroilua, Raymond great grand turtles graves, that they do not touch the food. So Raymond lays down the road, slow and steady.

20 days to go, but not Raymond. Joe and Steve are puzzled, but gutom and promise is a promise.

Another day passes and yet not Raymond, but the promise is a promise. After three days pass, Raymond in sight, the Internet, without

Steve starts by getting restless. "The need for food!" he says, his voice dementia tip. "NO!" Joe retorts. "We Promised We Would Answer".

Five days to go. Joe is likely to be out of the switch realizes Raymond diner down the road, so the two turtles barely lift the lid, open and get a sandwich to eat.

But then on the right that the instant you receive off one Raymond rock behind and says, "it knew!, I am fucking goes now!"


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