Wacky warning markings

I bought a garden hose nozzle is a local hardware. It was one of the Disclaimer: "not to be injected into the electrical outlet."

My favorite is the one in control of my package. "Do not use if you plan on becoming pregnant".

Children's Cough medicine prescribed for my 5 year-old was the Warning "not to drive or operate heavy machinery".

My daughter has been found to be Diabetic. Together with his medication packages. "Consciousness – the symptoms-loss can cause unconsciousness!" Danny

My favorite has always been one that I bought the hair:
DO NOT USE THE SHOWER, THE WATER IS RUNNING. You need a bulletin although: is there to promote the idea of Caution – and more pleasant to dispell ignorance!!!

The emergency contraceptive Kit (morning after pill) can not be carried out, if you are pregnant, along with the pampatulog warning, saying the warning that they may cause drowsiness; Antibuse, to eliminate the med (including alcohol), the contact point is not to drink alcohol, appears in the warning. Straight edge razor blades, which is prominently marked, saying warning: this package includes sharp objects. "

There were many, many warnings, hidden away on my laptop's manual. One said: "do not use while immersed in the water." Not a sticker on the back of the Microsoft keyboards, which says "warning: some experts felt that all of the keyboard can cause serious harm. Negotiate this keyboard back into the Declaration. " LeRoy as in Sweden are so many lakes and waterways, there are dozens of Ferries. One of the characters says, "STOP – Ferry – this does not apply to vehicles in the ship to the flight". The second is the Clearway (n: o stopping or parking position) at the beginning and see a bus stop about 20 yards on the day. They must be added the rider that says "do not apply to buses with a regular service." Glenn

Stroller, I have a great one. In the Court of Justice of food shopping, etc. to the basket and the title is not your child will be placed under the seat to the basket, with no! Jen

The woman had her suing because of a pharmacist, he had to tell him that he bought was a mini-spermicidal inserted before sex. He was the wine instead of spreading is toast, and eating it as well. (I swear, that I am does not do this). His response was, "which is the time to read the labels when you're in the mood?" Ever hear the result of the suit, but we had to answer general away from "Can you sue someone for the time being silly?"

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