Wednesday 21 September 2011

Viagra diary

Viagra diary


1 day.
Celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary only with a lot to celebrate. When it came to reenact our wedding night time, he locked himself in the bathroom, and cried.


Day 2.
Today, he says that he has a big secret to tell me. He is impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why does he tell me something I don't know!I mean, gimme a break. [1] [2] he has been distorted, for so long he even walks with a limp.


Day 3.
Marriage problems. Woman needs. Yesterday, the picture of the Washington Monument and thus incorporated into the screens burst.


Day 4.
There has been a miracle! No new drug on the market, which resolves the problem of ' his '. It is called Viagra. I told him that if he does Viagra, things are just as if they were our wedding night.He said, "this time I am rather would not have their own mother join."I believe that this has been replaced by His works. [1] [2] Prozac Viagra hope to something other than his mood.


7 day.
This Viagra case has gone to his head. [1] [2] is not intended to be red! Yesterday is a Burger King, the Director asked me if I like Whopper. He thought they were talking about him.Get over yourself!Not everything is about you! But must admit …


Day 8.
I think he took too much over the weekend. Yesterday instead of field work, lawn, he was using the new friend artificial whacker.Sore as hell …


Day 10.
Okay, I admit it I'm hiding. I mean, the girl takes only so much matters worse,. in order to ensure that he or she is washing and Viagra hard cider with!Janet Reno photo does not work.What am I to do? I feel tacky all over


Day 11.
Side-effects begin to get to him.Everything is turning blue. [1] [2] of the day, we had been watching the Hamlet and he thought it was "the Smurfs Don't Denmark."Even my armpits to hurt.He is a nasty man.


Day 12.
OK I have, in principle, are drilled to death. [1] [2] it is going to Black & Decker power tool.I woke up this morning with hot-glued to the bed.


Day 13.
I hope that he was gay. [1] [2] Liza Minelli albums I bought 400 and keep saying "fabulous" and remain in full force and effect as if he pursued all his professional activity to keep coming after me!, although the yawning has become a dangerous …


Day 14.
Now I know how Saddam Hussein's wife believes. every time I close my eyes, is a fast attack!, it is going to sleep with scud missile. Suppose he is not hope, such as ex-President Bush, and then click to clear the 100 days. [1] [2] I can walk barely and if he tries to that "Oops, sorry," butt thing again, I am never gonna kill him.


15 day.
You have done all the heavy goods vehicles for the use of anything in the works for him. [3] [4]. I started even dressing like a nun. "now he tells me," Sister Wendy "makes" the father of Woody "to dog … such as kaarnaAuta me.


16 day.
I'm starting all I sit. fear him longer cats and neighbors. last night I said to him, screw, he made himself …. I think I have to kill him. [1] [2] then he go he wants to visit … My happiness characterized by the way. (I) do not need to be able to close the casket.


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