On the way home from work I stopped at Taco Bell, if fast troubleshooting procedures to eat. Are my billfold is a $ 50 Bill and the $ 2 Bill. I've read that one invoice, where I can get something to eat, and to ensure that anyone irritated me ever trying to break the $ 50 bill that does not exist.
Me: "Hey, one of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, go to the seven layer burrito."
Server: ' which is the $ 1.04. Eat? "
Me: "no, it must go."
At this stage, open the my billfold on the one hand, and the one for him in a BOM. He shows it's funny.
Server: "Uh, hang, I have as soon as the stopwatch back."
He goes to talk to her manager, who is still in my earshot. The following discussion occurs between the two of them:
Server: "Hello, never see the $ 2 Bill?"
Manager: "a what?"
Server: "the $ 2 Bill. This guy just gave it to me. "
Manager: "ask something else. Does anything matter than the $ 2 Bill. "
Server: "Yeah, thought about it."
He comes back to me and says, "don't tell them whether you have anything else?"
Me: "Just his fifty. Do not enable the $ 2 bills? Why Are You? "
Server: "I do not know."
Me: "Look here, where it says the legal tender?"
Server: "Yeah."
Me: "why have you come to it?"
Server: "well, hang in the seconds."
He moves back to his Manager, who is looking at me like I'm a shoplifter, and tells him, "he says he must take it."
Manager: "does he have anything else?"
Server: "Yeah, fifty. Displayed, and you can open the safe and Get more. "
Manager: "I am not safe to open for him here."
Server: "what do I do?"
Manager: "tell him to come again later when he is for real."
Server: "I can tell him that! You can tell him. "
Manager: "just tell him."
Server: "no way! This is weird. I'm going back. "
Project Manager, approaches me and says, "I'm sorry, but we do not enable large bills for this night."
Me: "it is only seven o'clock! Well then here is a two-dollar bill. "
Manager: "we do not enable either."
Me: "why not?"
Manager: "I think you know why."
Me: "not really … tell me why."
Manager: "Please leave before the end of the shopping centre will call the security."
Me: "excuse me?"
Manager: "Please leave before the end of the shopping centre will call the security."
Me: "what is the earth?"
Manager: "Please, sir."
Me: "uh, go ahead, call them."
Manager: "leave only?"
Me: "No."
Manager: "fine — it is the case then."
Me: Hey, Burger King, is it? "
At this stage, he supports me away from the mall, and calls on the security of the angle of your phone. I have two people staring at me in the dining area and starts laughing aloud, for effect. A few minutes later, this 45-year-buddy becomes oldish
Security guard: "Joo, Mike, what this is?"
(Whispering): "this guy is trying to give me some of the … (pause) the funny money. "
Security guard: "not a joke! What? "
Manager: "get this … the two dollar bill."
The watchman (incredulous): "why is the guy with two counterfeit dollar bill?"
Manager: "I do not know. She is kinda weird. He says the only other thing he is fifty. "
Security guard: "Oh, so 50 is a fake!"
Manager: "No, the two dollar bill."
Security guard: "why does he fake two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I do not know! You can talk to him, and he or she can get on here? "
Security guard: "Yeah."
Security guard walks me and …
Security guard: "Mike, this tells me is some of the fake bills to try to use it."
Me: "Uh, no."
Security guard: "Let's see ' the fifties '
Me: "Why?"
Security guard: "do you want me to I can COP here?"
At this point, I am ready, that is to say, "Sure, please!", but I want to eat, so I say: "I have only tried to buy a burrito, and it will pay a two-dollar bill."
I put the Bill of his face near and he flinches as I am taking a swing at him. He makes a product structure, delete it a few times with his hand and says, "Hey, Mike, what is wrong with the structure of this product?"
Manager: "it is a forgery."
Security guard: "it does not look fake to me."
Manager: "but the two dollar bill."
Security guard: "joo …?"
Manager: "No, there is no such thing, is there?"
Security guard, and the same for him as he is an idiot and it dawns that he does not have a clue buddy.
As it turns out that my burrito was free, he threw a small drink and some of these thingies cinnamon too.
Made me want to get the entire stack of two dollar bills only, if you want to see, what happens if I try to buy the stuff.
If I got the right group of people, I am probably would end up in jail. Get a free food in there too!
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