New language

The European Commission has just informed agreement, in which English is the OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PARTNERS RECEIVE CERTIFICATE FROM EU-rather than-Germany, which was the official language of opportunity. As part of the negotiations, the Government of Her Majesty from the English spelling was room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan, known as the "Euro-English".

In the first year of the "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, the staff of the jump with joy in her make the sivil. A hard "c" for the benefit of the "k" is deleted. This should klear konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There should be growing publik enthusiasm sekond year when uncomfortable "ph", "f" is replaced by the. This makes the words such as "fotograf" 20% shorter.

3Rd year, publik akseptanse new spelling kan be ekspekted, where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments are enkorage double letters, which have always ben a deterent akurate speling. In addition, al wil agre of the language of the silent "e" s is a horible disgraseful of claims for market economy status, and they should go away.

Wil be fourth year peopl reseptiv activities, such as replasing "th", "z" and "w", "v". Ze fifz during the year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd vords kontaining "ou" and the corresponding changes to aplid vud kors ozer kombinations leters.

After the zis fifz yer ya-ya's out!, ve vil hav reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil is mor trubl or difikultis, and evrivun vil find ezi understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak ze world!