Friday, 9 March 2012

Mother Dictionary

Bottle feeding: opportunities to get up at 2 am too Daddy.


Defence: what you should do a better job of approximately de yard if you plan to play outside children's Anna.


Drooling: how four babies washed their chins.


Dumbwaiter: one that asks, if your child care to order dessert.


Family planning: the art of children's proper spacing distance between the edge of economic catastrophe, for safe keeping


Feedback: the inevitable result of baby carrots, not when the chances are good now.


Full name: what do you call your child while you are in him mad.


Grandparents: people who think children is wonderful, even though they are sure that you do not bring them to the right.


Toddlers Hearsay: what to do when anyone mutters for Word.


A woman whose work Impregnable: memory is still vivid.


Independent: how we want to be of equal duration with the lastemme all we say.


Search: what it is too late for your child do not shout it by time.


Prenatal: when your life was still a certain amount of their own.


In the event of a conflict between the place of birth: Preprared, measured in purchasing power.


Puddle: small body of water, making use of the other wearing a dry shoes small establishments.


Show: the child is more talented than yours.


Sterilise by half in instalments: what to do first baby pacifier by boiling it, and the last baby pacifier blows it.


Cans: distance, supermarket aisles between the necessary so that the children do not have access to shopping in the cleaning carts quite nothing.


Temper tantrums: what does as much as possible in order to keep the children become Upset.


Top bunk: Where should never put a child wearing a Superman jammies.


Two-minute warning: when the baby's face turns red and he begins to make these familiar grunting sounds.


Understand: Able whine in words


None of the Whodunit: children who reside in the economy.


Whoops: exclamation point that translates roughly to "get a sponge."

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