Three Mice

Three mice are sitting in the late evening, trying to impress each other about how tough they are quite rough neighborhood bars.

The first mouse pounds a scotch, slams bar on top of the glass, remove the second mouse and says, "when I see the mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it on my foot. When the bar appears, I catch it in my teeth, bench press, up to 20 times its appetite and then with cheese. "

Second, the orders of up to two shots of sour mash, and on top of each glass bar, slams, delete the first mouse and replies, Sterling, "Yeah, when I see the rat poison, can I collect so much as it home may take, grind it to powder and add it to my coffee in the morning, so I can get good buzz going until the end of the day."

The first, second and third, then go to the mouse.

Third, use the mouse to a long sigh out and says the first of the two "not this time. You've got a date with the cat. "

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