1 line in humour

[1] the Regular NAPs, in particular, the old blocks if they take while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; the two are on the referee.

[3] the marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I think that we should all pay tax to the us with a smile. I have tried – but they wanted the money.

[5] the growth of the child, the most in a period of one month after you've bought a new school in the Workwear.

[6], you do not feel bad. Many people have not the talent.

[7] the person to marry You, married, one Can't live without, but whatever, it would later regret.

[8] can't buy love, but to pay for it.

[9] the Bad officials are chosen the good citizens who do not have the right to vote.

[10], Laziness is not other than the habit of resting before you get tired of seeing.

[11] the marriage is give and take. It is better to give him or he still achieved.

[12], my wife and I are always a security problem. I admit that I am wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] for those who are not able to leave the job to others themselves laugh.

[14] the first Ladies. The sooner the women fairly.

[15] a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] you get old when you enjoy remembering the things more so.

[17], no matter how often the job of his changes, the man they married, he will still end up with the boss.

[18] the Real friends of configuration target, who survive transitions between address books.

[19] the Recording is the best. In particular, when your parents have done it for you.

[20] wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have something to say

[21] they require the language courses in the mother tongue as the father, rarely gets to talk about!

[22] Man: whether there is a long life in any way?
Dr: Finland.
Man: it helps you?
Dr: No, but then the idea of long life and never will be.

[23]Why do couples Hold hands during their wedding? It is a mere formality as the handshake, the two begin to fight before the boxers!

[24]Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do?
The husband: a stand for the silence tell us 2 minutes.

[25]It's fun when people discuss Love vs marriage Arranged. It's like asking someone if the suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]The world is only one of each of the child and the mother of perfect to have it.

[27]The world is only one of the perfect wife and each of the neighbouring has it!

So enjoy life and take it easy …

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