OB-GYN Visit

For all those who tend to be humiliated at the OB-GYN office… In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money ($100-500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner:

She said:

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am.

I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I’m sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in “that area” in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure as I’m sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here.

I was a little surprised when he said “My…we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” but I didn’t respond.

The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal…some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom,

“Mom – where’s my washcloth?”

I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back

“No! I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it!!!!

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