A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”
The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, this drink’s on me.”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I’d like to buy you a drink for your birthday too.”
The woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I’ll have a Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming up,” says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, “I’d like to buy you one too.”
The woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I’d like another Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Comin’ right up,” says the bartender.
As he gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
The woman replies, “Sonny, by the time you’re my age you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole different story.”
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